Miscellaneous: Hurry up

Hurry up

By lauren_rox - 08/11/2009 17:50 - Canada

Today, I was waiting at home for a phone call. While I was in the bathroom, the phone rang. I quickly stopped my business and ran out of the bathroom with my pants round my ankles. I leaped over the couch, tripping and then stubbing my toe while hopping to the phone. It was a telemarketer. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2020 20:01

Today, my phone received a text which rarely happens. While getting my phone, I stubbed my toe, just to see a message from a telemarketer. Now my toe hurts and I didn’t even want what they were selling. FML

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Lesson learned

By katharine - 15/03/2010 20:12 - United States

Today, I was daydreaming in bed when my phone rang from across the room. I scrambled out of my covers, tripped over a pair of boots I had by the bed, and slipped on some jeans laying on the floor. Luckily, I answered my phone in time, but only to have my mom tell me to clean my room before she got home. FML

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You deserved it 30 683

By Sick - 24/02/2009 20:34 - Canada

Today, I stayed home, sick in bed. I had been sleeping on my arms. I got up quickly to grab the phone. My numb left arm rocketed and punched me in the (now cut) lip, which threw me off balance, making me smash my (now bloody) nose off of the headboard. It was a telemarketer. FML

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You deserved it 6 174

By Anon - 25/08/2015 10:10 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I took a phone call in the bathroom, since the rest of the house was too noisy. I sat down on the toilet and waited while they put me on hold. After a while, I must have forgotten the lid was down and my pants were still on, because I started peeing myself. FML

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You deserved it 9 142

By Atheist - 22/03/2012 04:56 - United States - Portland

Today, I was waiting for a call from a job I had applied for. When the phone rang, I ran as fast I could up the stairs, falling and slamming my shin on the way. The call? It was a woman asking me, "Hi, do you have time to learn about our lord Jesus Christ?" FML

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By Anonymous - 30/04/2009 12:16 - United States

Today, my phone started ringing in the other room. I ran to go pick it up, tripped over my coffee table which gashed my leg, and knocked over my brand new 50" LCD TV, which broke over my head. Turns out it was a wrong number. FML

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You deserved it 15 300

By Anonymous - 10/01/2011 20:43 - Isle of Man

Today, I was lying on the sofa when the phone rang. I jumped up to answer in time. I knocked over my laptop, and kicked my guitar into a glass causing it to smash. It was a wrong number. FML

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You deserved it 11 905

By fonsui - 02/02/2009 00:11 - United States

Today, I was standing on a desk at work to run wiring in a suspended ceiling, since we have no ladder. My phone rang, I rushed to answer it, tripping and smashing my leg. It was my boss, calling to tell me he was bringing over a ladder. FML

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You deserved it 4 332

By WhyTheFNot - 20/06/2009 18:06 - United States

Today, I came home from work and had to pee so badly that I ran to the bathroom and ripped my pants down. My touch screen phone dropped from my pocket and started calling my boyfriend. Since I couldn't quite reach the phone, I left a message of me peeing on his cell. FML

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Timing

By iliterallypoopedmyself - 19/01/2012 01:54 - Australia

Today, I anxiously waited 8 hours for an important phone call. The phone rang while I was sitting on the toilet. FML

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You deserved it 3 884

Luckster 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 23:36

I don't want to be mean....but this is what cordless phones and cell phones were invented for....

Mikuo 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 23:40

I hate telemarketers. FYL

Comments

mitis 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 23:31

ouch!

Darklord6980 5

Monday 8 October 2012 16:42

Take the phone in the bathroom with you. Or, two words: Caller ID.

Luckster 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 23:36

I don't want to be mean....but this is what cordless phones and cell phones were invented for....

StaticDown 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 23:49

Well maybe the caller only had his house phone and how was he to know they would call when he had to do his stuff, maybe he rushed to the bathroom. Not saying I disagree with you, I hate handing out my home number since I know there's a chance people can't reach me or I won't hear it but there's a lot of possibilities as to why it happened the way it did.

blairvic 23

Sunday 8 November 2009 23:54

Dude, the cordless phone obviously wasn't in the crapper.

Mikuo 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 23:40

I hate telemarketers. FYL

ShetHappensxx 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 23:41

Get a cellphone[:

mohamedrocks 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 23:52

You deserve it for not having wireless phones

aTRAGEDY 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 23:55

u deserve it for leaking pee and feces all over the apartment

vola97 0

Monday 9 November 2009 0:13

maybe you should consider CALLER I.D. duh duche-nozzle

elmo45 0

Monday 9 November 2009 0:14

this should be an Olimpic sport, pantie races

BlowYaMind 0

Monday 9 November 2009 0:14

Ew. o.O "I mean I woke up and I shit a squirrel. I mean it. Literally. And the hell of it is- the damn thing's still alive. So now I got this shit-covered squirrel sittin' down in the office. Don't know what to name it." "Sorry, Champ. I think I ate your chocolate squirrel."