Panic on the streets of somewhere

By raiyne - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Today, while parallel parked, a car stopped next to me, backed up, and hit the woman behind him. When she pulled off to the side to check for damage, she slammed into me. FML
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Doortje 29

"Today, my car got hit. FML" would have been a lot shorter.

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Brave_Sir_Robin 4

So I take a few months off of this site in hopes that the quality of FMLs would improve. I log on and this is the first FML I see... I'm going back to looking at cats having sex with barbies...

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Comments

ninjasaurous 0

Yes it would have. It kinda confused me at first. Anyways, this has happened to me before. Damn Ohio driver! No offense to anyone, but they have different laws than WV, and it makes them look idiotic.

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louie111887 0

why do ppl click on ydi ? how did op deserve this ? you bunch of a holes.

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llamagangster 0

Step 1- call your insurance Step 2- call the police Step 3- file a report and get your car repaired Step 4- Make a scratch on your car afterwards Step 5- sue

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ArtIsResistance7 1

This is written strangely. I was confused at first about who hit who. Maybe I just huffed too many fumes today. Next time, get out and help the other driver get in and out safely! Parallel parking is easier with a bit of a guide.

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rjnorton84 0

no op switches personal pronouns from she to he to she again.

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Ninjafriends 1

Please don't write ever again. You are writing-disabled.

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fayul 0

i don't remember i asked u for ur opinion čovjekoliki seronjo.

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Ninjafriends 1

^ Directed to OP

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fayul 0

in that case i'm taking the insult in croatian back

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Ninjafriends 1

Yes, I happen to understand that one... calling me an asshole. Shame on you!

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Brave_Sir_Robin 4

So I take a few months off of this site in hopes that the quality of FMLs would improve. I log on and this is the first FML I see... I'm going back to looking at cats having sex with barbies...

27 1