Us neither, dude

By Buzzing Confusion - 17/09/2021 13:00 - United States - Chicago

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Today, I found out that the mother of my children named her vibrator after me. We are together and have not had sex in over 18 months. I have no idea what to do with this information. FML
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core01 30

"mother of my children" Not gf, not wife, not significant other. Nope. The baby maker shut her doors. Maybe she's tired of having your kids and a vibrator will never get her pregnant.

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benjamn 24

lay in bed making buzzz noises. Seriously have a conversation, if she likes the toy incorporate into your love sessions. If there is something else she isn't getting then she needs to talk to you. Women that won't tell their partner what they want are getting what they ask for.

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benjamn 24

lay in bed making buzzz noises. Seriously have a conversation, if she likes the toy incorporate into your love sessions. If there is something else she isn't getting then she needs to talk to you. Women that won't tell their partner what they want are getting what they ask for.

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Plop 17

"lay in bed making buzzz noises" I'm.... No.... The mental picture.... BEST.COMMENT. EVER.

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cuz803 44

The vibrator is your rival. Level up or stand by! GET READY FOR WAR

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Jon Tessler 14

be glad she didn't name it after an ex, or a female friend

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Wadlaen 23

Sounds like you've been replaced...

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Charlie Given 26

just go through the damn thing in the trash then tell her the real things right here and if you don't want it pack your shit

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core01 30

lol! Someone has some inadequacy issues

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RichardPencil 30

It means you've been made obsolete by technology, Steely Dan. You must go. Find a Luddite woman who actually prefers dull human-on-human sex

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core01 30

"mother of my children" Not gf, not wife, not significant other. Nope. The baby maker shut her doors. Maybe she's tired of having your kids and a vibrator will never get her pregnant.

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Gemfez 15

Get a fleshlight or similar and name it after her.

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TomeDr 24

Perhaps try to please HER during sex? Maybe she’s not satisfied and needs a sexual release that you haven’t been providing.

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