Miscellaneous: Party blues

Party blues

By Anonymous - 29/11/2009 06:33 - United States

Today, I made out with a guy that I had just met at a party. It was my first kiss. I don't know what's worse, the fact that my first kiss is at the age of 23, or the fact that I saw him making out with a different girl later on in the night. FML

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You deserved it 16 683

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By FirstKiss - 13/07/2009 15:00 - Canada

Today, I had my first kiss at a party. Later, I was told that the guy had been dared to kiss the ugliest girl in the room. FML

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Spin on this

By foreveralone - 21/03/2020 06:00

Today, I had my first kiss. It would have been great if I wasn't playing spin the bottle as a 23-year-old. FML

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You deserved it 399

Running commentary

By The Gabriel - 24/04/2022 10:00

Today, I was making out with some girl at a party and noticed that she wasn't very good at it. I tried to say, "You kiss like a 16 year-old doing it for the first time" but ended up saying, "You kiss like a 16 year-old." Upon saying that, a dozen people turned and looked at me, giving weird looks. FML

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You deserved it 1 596

By nina - 11/08/2010 16:04 - Luxembourg

Today, I was talking to a friend about this stranger I kissed a few nights ago while drinking. I commented that I was ashamed of doing so, and to make matters worse, the guy was really unattractive. It turns out he was no stranger. I'd kissed my friend. FML

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You deserved it 40 894

By Username - 30/04/2011 08:51 - United Kingdom

Today, at the age of 17, I had my first kiss with the girl I've liked for over a year. However, it was a stage kiss and the girl has made it clear that she finds me repulsive. FML

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You deserved it 4 633

By ItSucks - 01/01/2010 05:12 - United States

Today, I was with my boyfriend of two months, hoping this would be our night of the first kiss. I was so excited when the ball started to drop. When it hit "0", I turned to him, hoping for a kiss, and saw him making out with another girl. He didn't even turn around. FML

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You deserved it 7 552

By hollysofly - 15/01/2011 07:38 - United States

Today, I went on the first date of my life. I also burped during my first kiss. FML

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You deserved it 7 961

By plasticfantastic - 25/04/2009 12:18 - United Kingdom

Today, I met this guy I really liked at a party. We got chatting and then hit the dance floor. We had a "moment" and I went in to kiss him. He shot forward with his tongue already out. His eyes were open. FML

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You deserved it 9 623

Caught in the act

By Anonymous - 12/08/2021 14:01

Today, I went to a party and saw my current boyfriend making out with my ex-boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 131

Poor me

By Anonymous - 10/11/2019 03:00

Today, I finally kissed the guy I really love at a party. He took me outside and immediately vomited. FML

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You deserved it 242

coffee_addict7 0

Sunday 29 November 2009 12:43

If that bothers you, then why did you choose to have your first kiss with a guy you just met? What did you expect?

Kingdutch 3

Sunday 29 November 2009 12:14

Poor you, should've known better at a party though.

Comments

USSOCOMHKMARK23 0

Saturday 5 December 2009 4:45

I have one good advice 4 you freak.Listen up carefully.Take gun(large caliber will do the job 100 % you won`t survive) load the clip with one bullet,and blow your ******* head off.Just do it it`s so easy.One retard minus in this world.That is so ******* wonderfull.I`m too far away from the states.I live in the rotten Macedonia-Eastern Europe.It will be my pleasure I Personally to `whisle` one .45 cal bullet in your degeneric head u stupid retardet scum.Your life must be terminated right away.Hurry up and save the planet from you.Btw sorry for possible mistakes,english isn`t my mother language

USSOCOMHKMARK23 0

Saturday 5 December 2009 4:57

You are luzer baby.If case like this happens in my town.That person will be eliminated 4 a secound.But in US everything is possible.It`s good somethimes to use macedonian methods for elimination of degeneric and retardet activities like the 23 yrs old retardet bitch.It`s good for the spirit and keeps the enviroment clean from that kind of cataclismic creatures.Once again,don`t forget.I`m from macedonia i do apologise for possible errors english isn`t my mother language. Taa kurva mora da se ubie pod itno.Or in english translations.That bitch must to be shot in the head right away

Zehn_fml 0

Sunday 6 December 2009 6:41

I don't mean to hijack this, but I thought it would be fun to share my first kiss. I was a young lad in elementary school when a fine lass kissed me on my lips. I was blushing so hard and was so tongue-tied I was sent to the nurses office. I got to go home early. What a great day.

sharmart 0

Monday 7 December 2009 6:52

I think whats worse is that you're a 23 year old loser who doesn't understand the concept of a "HOOK-UP"

epicfail13337 4

Tuesday 2 March 2010 17:39

Omg, I see that my old comment's number 69! LOL!

hellokeroppi 5

Thursday 25 March 2010 8:02

probably the fact ur 23

Ciege 0

Wednesday 7 July 2010 4:01

epicfail13337 4

Saturday 14 August 2010 6:22

23. 23. 23. Because it's more on you. The guy, well, guess that happens to lots of people. It's rarer to not be kissed at 23. I hope I don't turn out that way. 6 more years until I'm 23.