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Just no. Please never do that again.
I'd love to see comments like this deleted altogether so the glory ****** won't even have their dps up.
bobaganush?
Toothfairy?
For the love of god tell me!
One of my friend's last names is Kapangapang. Bet his wife married him for his last name.
Mine's Strong ;]
Fett! And your son will be named Boba
First name Alotta, last name Fagita.
#65, my last name is Chick. and i'm single. the people with the cool names aren't always taken.
true fact:his last name is McRichpants
True fact: her previous name was slutty mcbuttsex. (reference to a YouTube video)
164- Chick is not a cool last name. Especially for a woman.
Stop being a wuss and tell her what every man would reply to his wife when he feel threatened. "GO BACK TO YOUR KITCHEN AND MAKE ME A SANDWICH WOMAN."
Mines Ohmann ;)
Very obviously Rumplestiltskin
bobaganush is an Arabic dish lol. it taste pretty good.
Hitler
Mines johnson... Everyone loves johnsons... Ypu cant help it. We have- Body soaps, baby wash, wreslers, movie stars, singers, actors, etcs.
An acquaintance of mine changed their last name to "Imrichbich" if you can figure that out. Wish I thought of it... ******.
My last name is Boo. I'm not even kidding.
My last name is Mayo. :(
244- First name King?
This kid in my class' last name is Romance. I might just do what OP's wife did ^_^
#161 - Please tell me that was just a terrible joke. PLEASE.
My teachers name is Mr. Love...I wish he was a Dr. :(
Like it hahaha
maybe his last name is Norris.
my cousin holly did that, because his last name was wood. hahaha
No, Focker.
Is it a YFM video?
Norris ?
T?
B?
96 - That's hilarious.
Galifianakis?
96 has a pretty lower half of face
121-more of a 3/4 of a face.
Phelps.......jk
Just don't leave the water running, it cost money for water!
Hmmm.
202- me too.. Weird. Not that common of a name.
Bieber? #nohate I'd marry a guy with the last name Bieber ;)
Her last name was probably Dick and first name Shenita. Sounds reasonable enough to dump a surname for!
Well what is it?
It's Aazkabaaz.
Bananahammock
47- What if her first name was Lana?
Did she have a shitty last name she was trying to ditch, like Bin Laden, Gaddafi, or Hitler? It would suck to share a last name with someone like that.
154 - I got the (not-too-funny) reference, which gave me permission to thumb down your comment. So I did.
Don't forget Bieber.
That's when u ask If she ever rly loved u
honestly!, yes that's a good question. These noobs don't gv thumbs up on yours cause it's not funny. Dumbasses!
211- Its plain obvious what he was saying. The original comment got thumbs down, so he said the noobs downrated it because it wasn't funny.
I would marry him and name my kid Harry :)
Ahha me too!!
Best way to get thumbs down on FML- Say Harry Potter sucks. How the **** does anybody hate Harry Potter?
Good, that comment was moderated.
134- I was agreeing with you that what the other comment said was creepy, and I was saying i was glad that his comment got moderated.
137- stop being a dumbass. Your comment was creepy.
When you realize your mistake, dont blame me for it. And no, I don't thumb my own comments.
Haha 122
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I'd rather marry a Lovegood.
since my last name is Rowling, I'm not sure if I would take my husbands name, even is it was Potter, I'd definitely take Malfoy though, or Riddle :)
My husband has an incredibly generic last name but I suppose that's better than having a generic husband with a cool name. Do you really not know your wife better? You should either know she is joking or you should have known long ago if that were truly the "only" reason.
*main*
Damn....
sorry no! I bet you get beaten and still think he I'd the right one. Please! misses know it all.
110 -stfu & get off fml... No one likes your comments.
Scrubs reference, ftw!
its German for master of dudes (scrubs ftw)
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bobaganush?
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