Love and Gross: Poor me

Poor me

By Anonymous - 10/11/2019 03:00

Today, I finally kissed the guy I really love at a party. He took me outside and immediately vomited. FML

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You deserved it 242

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Same thing different taste

By alf - 27/10/2008 02:34 - France

Today, I kissed the girl I love for the first time. Her reaction? She vomited. FML

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You deserved it 7 259

Great date

By okthen - 10/12/2019 20:00 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, I finally made a move on the guy I've been crushing on for years… by getting so drunk that I puked in his lap. FML

I agree, your life sucks 949

You deserved it 1 762

By allennn - 14/03/2010 14:56 - France

Today, I went to a party, and the girl I really like started telling me how much she likes me and how she thought we would be good together. I was so drunk I threw up on her. FML

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You deserved it 38 549

By Anonymous - 16/08/2010 20:20 - United States

Today, I kissed my girlfriend. She threw up in my mouth. FML

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You deserved it 6 674

By plasticfantastic - 25/04/2009 12:18 - United Kingdom

Today, I met this guy I really liked at a party. We got chatting and then hit the dance floor. We had a "moment" and I went in to kiss him. He shot forward with his tongue already out. His eyes were open. FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 719

You deserved it 9 623

Strategic

By Anonymous - 07/06/2009 13:50 - South Africa

Today, I went to a huge party. My ex boyfriend was there who I still have feelings for, so I decided to make him jealous by making out with the really drunk guy next to me. While we were making out, he threw up in my mouth and all over me. Everybody found it hysterical including my ex. FML

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You deserved it 95 432

Tasty

By Anonymous - 22/05/2020 20:00

Today, while picking up my extremely drunk girlfriend from a party, she insisted on attempting to make out with me. She threw up in my mouth mid-kiss. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 787

You deserved it 297

By Amanda - 02/07/2011 05:33 - United States

Today, I went to the carnival with a guy I like. When we went on the big scary ride where you flip upside down a lot, he asked me to be his girlfriend. Then, I threw up on him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 619

You deserved it 4 745

By Morganisoverrated - 22/10/2018 15:30

Today, I was planning to ask a guy at school out since I had mustered up the confidence to finally tell him how I really felt. I ended up puking on him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 992

You deserved it 361

Party zone!!

By helloworld92 - 31/01/2009 20:33 - United States

Today, I hung out with my crush for only the second time at his apartment. He was having a party. After a few sips of my green apple smirnoff, I puked up the Chinese food I had eaten earlier all over his new couch in front of him and a bunch of people I didn't know. FML

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You deserved it 8 112

Rodville 28

Sunday 10 November 2019 5:33

He probably had too much to drink. You yak and anything and he was just really excited to kiss you and... BLARGH!

ThatOneLonelyAsian 31

Sunday 10 November 2019 8:53

or he was too drunk

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mfranks19891989 10

Sunday 10 November 2019 4:38

Either he was sick or your breath stinks really bad

ThatOneLonelyAsian 31

Sunday 10 November 2019 8:53

or he was too drunk

mfranks19891989 10

Sunday 10 November 2019 13:24

Or he’s allergic to girls

Rodville 28

Sunday 10 November 2019 5:33

He probably had too much to drink. You yak and anything and he was just really excited to kiss you and... BLARGH!

ThatOneLonelyAsian 31

Sunday 10 November 2019 8:57

Good job he didn't you after he vomited

AmbrosiaFan 18

Sunday 10 November 2019 13:50

You ARE at a party. I assume there was alcohol involved? Maybe he had too much?

tiredofwaiting 25

Monday 11 November 2019 5:39

He was probably really drunk

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Poor me

Same thing different taste

Great date

Strategic

Tasty

Party zone!!

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