Party pooper

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had a bunch of friends over for a party. My mom came stumbling into my room, crying about how she was officially menopausal, and that I was going to "die an only child." FML
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Doortje 29

Menopause makes women crazy, try to avoid your mother as much as possible for the next few years.

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Comments

Ihavehiccups 5

I'm an only child and my mum is approaching menopause and I think the thought of suddenly being introduced to a new sibling thing after 16 years would be much worse than dying an only child.

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oklahomaguy 0

If I was your friend I would be trying to knock off a piece of that. No worries about getting her knocked up. Awesome!

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jerico616 14

Hopefully alcoholism runs in the family!

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rexgar2000 10

my wife's mom is like that, one day shell be fine and then shell like turn bright red and try to kill me

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IdoCocaine 0

punch her in the uterus to get things working

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AznQin 3

Your mom must hate you because she can't get another child, sorry if that's the case

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guitarplayer546 0

Yeah moms with menopause are craZy. Especially when they were crazy before. Thankfully I have a penis an do not have to worry about such things

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steph8608 0

You do if you have a mother or a wife ;)

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