Party and Miscellaneous: Party time!

Party time!

By Kate - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my mom said we are having a party for the 4th of July. Her definition of a party is my grandma coming over. FML

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JustinThunder 8

Tuesday 5 July 2011 0:38

Maybe your grandma can throw one hell of a party.

NoodleBurger 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 0:40

YEAH! Break out the oxygen tanks and digest cookies!

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porkymama 2

Tuesday 5 July 2011 20:50

stfu and be happy you still have your grandma. ya **** your life cuz you can't party on the fourth of July. dumb bitch.

Snomel 2

Wednesday 6 July 2011 0:25

So? If you want a real party either throw your own damn party, or crash one.

liznerd0077 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 3:55

YDI for not having friends of ur own to hang out with on the Forth of July

FOX12013 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 17:16

haaaa that's tight

jmsbigley 6

Thursday 7 July 2011 9:15

Grandma must get pretty crazy this time of year!...

iamsoobored 0

Thursday 7 July 2011 12:45

same here bro (or broette)

edgarme85 0

Sunday 10 July 2011 15:59

get a social life!!

EvanWiorek 0

Monday 11 July 2011 9:56

Same here. any type of "party" I have includes my gramma. even my birthday haha

thk1991 5

Friday 22 July 2011 16:21

pathetic..... :(

123ilovejustinb 12

Wednesday 19 October 2011 4:03

Then I had a party too

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