Party and Miscellaneous: Party time!

Party time!

By Kate - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my mom said we are having a party for the 4th of July. Her definition of a party is my grandma coming over. FML

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JustinThunder 8

Tuesday 5 July 2011 0:38

Maybe your grandma can throw one hell of a party.

NoodleBurger 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 0:40

YEAH! Break out the oxygen tanks and digest cookies!

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Rawr_means_love3 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 3:04

Is your grandma's name Ke$ha?

GeetarGuy713 2

Tuesday 5 July 2011 3:30

grandmas are cool though

loveforsoccer 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 3:55

I wish I could party hard with my grandma. She's kicka** and she has bingo parties without me:(

MrHughJass 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 11:14

Kickass isn't a cuss word, and this sites for mature people so no need to censor youself.

alex6946 10

Tuesday 5 July 2011 4:00

some grandmas are wild party animals

GrahamAker 3

Tuesday 5 July 2011 4:29

a party with family sucks. Period. Unless Booze is involve then it's decent.

doyers11 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 4:34

or rolls in!!!!

madelesaurus789_fml 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 4:35

Grandma has like 80 years of partying experience! You should be thrilled to learn from an expert!

Alekyork 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 4:37

Grandma must be a pimp.

yoyodog27 5

Tuesday 5 July 2011 5:08

ok so you get to see your gramma how is this an fml

ashleii2010 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 5:15

let's get this party started!! WOOOOO

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