Pay attention

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I started speaking gibberish in the middle of the conversation with my mom to see if she would notice. She didn't. FML
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DontClickOnMe 28

Lol, I guess she doesn't care about what you have to say. Or maybe you just always sound like that to her. Kinda like the teachers on Charlie Brown.

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MrsPegg 45

OP, this is a window for great opportunities. Use her lack of attention to your advantage!

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MrsPegg 45

OP, this is a window for great opportunities. Use her lack of attention to your advantage!

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A100893 30

Yeah, ask if you can have your own car or something. She'll notice when the bill comes.

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arttyruiz 7

Maybe the OP, never has interesting things to say.

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evilscorpi 29

its ok we did that with our teacher once.

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Jakesterk96 8

Lol, did she keep nodding her head like she was understanding what you were saying.

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bonnie789 1

I read this fml my life to my boyfriend, and then started speaking gibberish. He heard neither. ...

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urdirtyolduncle 15

Kdkdjdndbdlsjasjdjjdkskdn *crosses fingers* I hope someone notice..

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SaMmIMonster96 6

Yay! I noticed 35 :D

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DontClickOnMe 28

Lol, I guess she doesn't care about what you have to say. Or maybe you just always sound like that to her. Kinda like the teachers on Charlie Brown.

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JukeboxValkyrie 19

Perhaps she would notice if you tried with a touch of tourettes, just start screaming random things.

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cyK0tek 0

You sir, are a..VAGINNAA!! xD

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BostonBruinsFan 8

You, very attractive, nice, cute, ******* lady, are a DIRTY *****!!! *smiles and mouths "Your Welcome"*

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YaboyVinnie 21

Tape a conversation with "School blabla I bet you'll buy me an ehm yeah well, brand new sports car" "Uhuh, uhuh"

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Goatinsfriend 8

I have a feeling she wasn't paying attention at all, though. My mother would do the same, don't worry.

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floopyflooper 2

I totally have to try this one day! Haha.

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Enslaved 36

Maybe she did notice but didn't think your conversation was important enough to dissect its meaning.

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twaumat 28

YDI for talking gibberish.

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FruityLoooons 8

No, son. You've completely missed the point.

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ninjuh_wingman 29

She probably did what lots of people do when they dont want to pay attention to someone. Just nod your head and go mmhmm.

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spekledworf 18

Yup... uh huh.... yeah...

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