My mom does that, I twisted my ankle once and she said "oh right, that's great dear"

I hate when my mom doesn't listen to what I say. That sucks :/

This makes me wonder how unintelligible you are during conversation. Jeez, OP, take some speech therapy or something.

Can some one please tell me what you guys and gals me when you say OP? I am new to this stuff

So when she catches you taking money outta her purse say remember stupid mommy I asked if I could help myself to some of this sweet mula...

I know right. I don't think my mom would notice either. Don't get me wrong, she's a lovely mom, shes just too attached to her freaking phone.

Maybe your mom did notice it but just didn't give a shit about it to point it out.

Right there with you, OP. I could be telling my mother that the house is on fire and she wouldn't pay a shit's bit of attention but if my asshole, junkie brother walked in and started telling her some of his usual, inane nonsense, she'd push me out of the way to listen to his shit with rapt attention. Then she's suprised and angry with me that she had to hear something from someone else when, in fact, I had already told her this news item. She just wasn't listening because I was the one talking.

She's realized that the interest and importance of what you have to say is so little, she can use her brain for more stimulating things like scrubbing toilets and chopping veggies. Vlibble-dibble-bibble, it's going to be easy to let her know you're pregnant.

Op, If you want people to pay you more attention, all you have to do is dyjgv vfrjkcf stjgx chidcve. Got that?