Never trust a cookie

By Anonymous - 06/01/2022 14:01

Today, I'm a proud non drug user, but I trusted an oat cookie at my brother's birthday, which was loaded with pot. Tomorrow is our mandatory drug screening at work, my job is government based, and I worked my ass off to get it. Anyone who tests positive or misses the test is sacked immediately. FML
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Marcella1016 31

I’m really sorry this happened to you. That happened to me once with hookah (without the drug test part thankfully) where I thought it was regular hookah but it was loaded with weed. When I explained to someone that I couldn’t make it for our plans that evening because I was accidentally high as ****, they were like, “Well why didn’t you ask what was in the hookah?! Why didn’t you ask if it was weed?” Like dude, I had no reason to think weed was even an option! I’d only heard of tobacco hookahs, and you’d think the person who brought it to the party would mention it. I was pretty pissed at my “friend” at the time for blaming me for that mistake. Obviously, though, your situation is way worse, and again, I’m so sorry. If it’s not too late and it’s not beneath you, look up online how to pass a drug test. There’s tons of methods that range from activated charcoal to tons and tons of water. I know someone who has smoked daily, chronically, her whole life and has never, ever failed a test (using the water method). Good luck, and I hope you get to keep your job!

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Grizz8831 14

most places can run varying teats to show different time lines of consumption and use. explain what happened before the test, and offer to take multiple tests showing you are not a user. this SHOULD lead to a probationary hire and most likely ongoing testing for a bit, but should protect your job.

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Marcella1016 31

I’m really sorry this happened to you. That happened to me once with hookah (without the drug test part thankfully) where I thought it was regular hookah but it was loaded with weed. When I explained to someone that I couldn’t make it for our plans that evening because I was accidentally high as ****, they were like, “Well why didn’t you ask what was in the hookah?! Why didn’t you ask if it was weed?” Like dude, I had no reason to think weed was even an option! I’d only heard of tobacco hookahs, and you’d think the person who brought it to the party would mention it. I was pretty pissed at my “friend” at the time for blaming me for that mistake. Obviously, though, your situation is way worse, and again, I’m so sorry. If it’s not too late and it’s not beneath you, look up online how to pass a drug test. There’s tons of methods that range from activated charcoal to tons and tons of water. I know someone who has smoked daily, chronically, her whole life and has never, ever failed a test (using the water method). Good luck, and I hope you get to keep your job!

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Shzusuziq11 10

go to a health food store. There used to be a tea sold there that would wash away pot out of your system

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RichardPencil 30

Maybe it's time for something new in your life, like getting stoned with your brother and playing video games in the basement. Family time is important!

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justwanttobesocial...butalsonot 9

Yay! Congrats!

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Grizz8831 14

most places can run varying teats to show different time lines of consumption and use. explain what happened before the test, and offer to take multiple tests showing you are not a user. this SHOULD lead to a probationary hire and most likely ongoing testing for a bit, but should protect your job.

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Brightside86 30

They may have been okay, Urine tests can detect marijuana in the urine for approximately 3–30 days after use. So if it was really just 1 time a couple of days before it shouldn't show up.

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wysegirl 24

I know in some of government jobs if you come forward they can do a hair sample to verify if you are telling the truth. good luck

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GameofLife29 1

By the way if your state is legal, I don't think they can hold weed against you.

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