Pay your respects

By whymyliferose - 03/06/2011 04:47 - United States

Today, my boss's cat died. I'm expected to attend the service. FML
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pertained 12

In Republic of Korea, that would be lunchtime.

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roeroe66 0

I thought cats had 9 lives!!?

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pertained 12

In Republic of Korea, that would be lunchtime.

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VEVO_fml 0

i think you mean north korea? lol

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pertained 12

Erm no, my family has been to South Korea and they do eat cats and dogs.

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kingatowning 2

yeah... that's not racist at all.

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pman590 8

hopefully it was the nyan cat! rip kitten!

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blondebrunette11 4

NOOOO! that Nyan Cat is my freaking life, bitch.

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awesomeguy1221 4

get a life then

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CryMoreFMLs 14

Wild pman950 has appeared! pman950 uses bad grammar and stupid comment! It's not very effective....

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CryMoreFMLs 14

**** I misspelled the numbers in his name!!! FML

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KatrinaKitten 16

45 It's okay, we all have number dyslexia at times.

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uncbballwins 0

I put the sexy in dyslexic

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tournamentdecide 33

And either way it was still funny. Pokémon is the best.

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bitterfaceplant 0

No he's right, that crazy. PEOPLE have died in my family and I never EXPECTED people to show up. If they wanted to come to the service they would. I really would not expect people to show up for my cat.

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roeroe66 0

I thought cats had 9 lives!!?

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pman590 8

that's why it's so sad, he forgot he was at 8 and jumped...

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roeroe66 0

haha.. stupid cat. ever heard a cat cry before

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Flutist 3

Yes, when it got a look at your use of the English language.

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Cosmopeaches 0

Show up late....drunk, perhaps....text the whole time....you won't be invited to another stupid service for a while.

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bamonte14 0

no, you'd just be fired.

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sohigh10 34

And probably yelled at for being an asshole

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forever2life 0

bucause it's a cat and it wasn't even his and he never even met it!

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Blueglasscup 18

You won't be able to suck up to your boss if you don't go!

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rawritsgreta7 0

well. if you want to still have a job, i suggest you go.

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squishy01 0

Present a Eulogy. It might get you a raise.

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redbluegreen 40

And God asked the feline spirit Are you ready to come home? Oh, yes, quite so, replied the precious soul And, as a cat, you know I am most able To decide anything for myself. Are you coming then? asked God. Soon, replied the whiskered angel But I must come slowly For my human friends are troubled For you see, they need me, quite certainly. But don't they understand? asked God That you'll never leave them? That your souls are intertwined. For all eternity? That nothing is created or destroyed? It just is... forever and ever and ever. Eventually they will understand, Replied the glorious cat For I will whisper into their hearts That I am always with them I just am... forever and ever and ever.

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effedml 5

23 - I find that disturbingly touching.

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VasilisaUzhasnaj 29

Dude..that was really..it made me cry. I wanna use that for when my kitty passes away.

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