Intimacy: Peek a boo

Peek a boo

By Anonymous - 08/05/2014 02:31 - United States - Tampa

Today, my husband and I put our children to bed a little earlier than usual, so we could have some sexy time. Immediately following my full-blown orgasm, I rolled over, only to see my wide-eyed son peeking over the top of the mattress. FML

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Scarred for life

By Guess who's back - 10/07/2022 10:00 - Australia - Homebush

Today, in the morning, my wife and I were having hot but silent sex on my futon while our 3 year-old slept in his crib. It was going great until my turn to come when I released a loud, "AARRGHHHHHH". My son promptly got up, took one look at me and his mother's back, then promptly went back to sleep without a word. FML

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You deserved it 1 814

Can't catch a break

By Anonymous - 22/04/2023 18:30 - India - Bengaluru

Today, my husband went out for a walk. My kids were tucked in bed and all the chores were done, so I finally had time to myself in a long time. I just wanted to watch porn and masturbate, but then my husband returned early to kiss me good night, and my son snuggled into my bed as he had a nightmare. Me time? Lol. FML

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You deserved it 372

By Darin Greenwood - 22/07/2019 14:00

Today, the wife and I were in the middle of having sex. She was bent over and I was taking her to pound town. I look over to see my 3 year-old son standing in the doorway, humping air. FML

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You deserved it 2 477

Parenting is exhausting

By ThreeWeeksWithoutSex - 28/12/2015 05:43 - United States - San Francisco

Today, our daughter fell asleep early, so my husband and I decided to get frisky. He passed out mid-blow job. FML

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You deserved it 2 906

By Anonymous - 22/06/2009 23:41 - United States

Today, my husband and I were getting it on when we heard a little giggle. I put on my robe and looked outside my room to find that no one was there. So we continued. I later called my seven year old son and out he came crawling from under the bed. FML

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You deserved it 11 794

Not now

By Anonymous - 25/09/2021 23:00

Today, my wife and I were getting intimate in the morning. First time in forever. Things were just starting to get steamy when our 10-month-old daughter woke up. FML

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You deserved it 267

Time for some DIY

By Anonymous - 20/05/2022 22:00

Today, my husband and I were home alone and we wanted to do the nasty multiple times before our kids got back from school. He lasted less than two minutes, then fell asleep. It's been 6 weeks since my last orgasm. FML

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You deserved it 375

By anon - 13/01/2014 01:53 - United States - Bullhead City

Today, my husband and I decided to have a quickie before the kids woke up from their nap. The sex was amazing and I couldn't hold in my screams or not hit the wall. About 15 minutes in, both of our children came busting in with their nerf guns, screaming, "Where's the monster?" FML

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You deserved it 36 795

Boundaries

By Alock - 08/09/2024 00:00 - United States - Richmond

Today, my son climbed into our bed because he'd had a nightmare. He and my wife spent hours whispering and giggling like they were at a slumber party. Cute, until the next morning, when they were both tired, grumpy, and uncooperative. FML

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You deserved it 89

By Married Life 101 - 16/05/2019 02:41

Today, my husband woke up in the middle of the night feeling frisky. He woke me up, got me all hot and ready to go, then before I could get into position he fell back to sleep, leaving me to fend for myself. FML

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You deserved it 242

foxwasalamb 24

Thursday 8 May 2014 12:03

a lock on your door would have cum in handy ;) gotta love kids tho

bromeister 6

Thursday 8 May 2014 12:02

Time for birds and bees

Comments

ObjectiveCurly 6

Sunday 11 May 2014 7:48

Ask him if he learned anything?

BrokenMystery 9

Sunday 11 May 2014 17:56

I feel worse for the poor kid.

rogwest 23

Sunday 11 May 2014 20:31

It's called a locked door... You should try it next time!

cylus13 9

Tuesday 13 May 2014 1:14

Doors have locks for a reason.

Christa_Spears13 3

Tuesday 13 May 2014 2:11

That's why you lock the door

Smiles2910 18

Tuesday 13 May 2014 16:02

Have u heard of locks?!?!

EpicGuy70 13

Friday 16 May 2014 16:07

Lock your door, bite a pillow, and wait at least an hour after they are asleep. I really could not decide between FML and YDI on this one because 1) you didn't precaution and 2) that is going to scar your children for a while as they slowly realize what happened at an older age. Good luck explaining!

VanOBrien 14

Monday 19 May 2014 5:56

Just like so many others have said; a simple lock of some kind would have been a very easy solution to this problem. And yes; the USA has some strange values. We have plenty of shows of violence and gore, yet - show even a hint of a side boob and all of a sudden we're screaming about obscenities and filth. So my recommendation for your next round of mind blowing, orgasmic sex; buy a lock for your door to keep your children out.

UsernameNoName 1

Monday 19 May 2014 17:33

Wow. Um.....awkward or scary?

Angry_Penguin 4

Thursday 29 May 2014 2:37

I walked in on my parents doing the deed when I was 5. I didn't realize what they were doing til I was older. It didn't scar me for life; But like many before me have said, get a lock...