Peek a boo

By Anonymous - 08/05/2014 02:31 - United States - Tampa

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Today, my husband and I put our children to bed a little earlier than usual, so we could have some sexy time. Immediately following my full-blown orgasm, I rolled over, only to see my wide-eyed son peeking over the top of the mattress. FML
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foxwasalamb 24

a lock on your door would have cum in handy ;) gotta love kids tho

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emily_in_reverse 6

poor kid /: that's f***ing gross. wait til your kids not home for that. take him to grandma and grandpa maybe? poor kid

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tattomama90 2

there nothing wrong with parents having sex when their kids are sleeping. unfortunately sometimes they wake up and something like this happen.also depending on the age of the child not all parents feel comfortable let their kids sleeping over at someone house even if it is family.

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jackycat 17

So, parents should never ever have sex again if the child is in the house? Yes, because that logic keeps a marriage together.

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pond 3

Really? A couples marriage doesn't simply end just bc they have kids! The parents have every right to be intimate in their own home! Maybe this is what's wrong with today's generation. Too many parents are allowing their CHILDREN to dictate what is to be done. I've heard my parents a time or two growing up, I'm not scarred in the least. I should consider myself lucky if we are able to be that healthy & happy for years to come!

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omgomgomg_NO 13

you know that little odd-shaped thing that is on the handle of your bedroom door? That is called a LOCK. Very simple to navigate. USE IT. YDI.

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mikbrooke 25

and its common sense to know that NOT every bedroom door has a lock. common sense. USE IT.

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omgomgomg_NO 13

And it is common knowledge that stores like Home Depot and Lowe's SELL DOORS WITH LOCKS. and amazingly enough, you can actually PURCHASE said doors. and OH MY GOD, you can change the door to your bedroom for one that HAS A LOCK! Common knowledge...USE IT.

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vikky538 28

well ... you should have simply locked the door...

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mimi_ivana 13

F his life. Those images are difficult to get out of the mind.(especially the look one has during ******). Sorry OP's son.

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Sagan928 7

Have you never heard of locking the door!?!?!

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courtneyblue20 8

So sorry OP that your son saw you. But you can either give him an explinaton,get a lock for your door, or as a few others have said 'send them off to grandma and grandpas house'. But I don't blame you and your husband. Kids usually knock when they need to see you at night. At least thats what I did as a child. If my parents door was closed I would knock. Then go in when they said it was okay.

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robd007 20

that was the hottest thing I ever read!

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FMLkoala 28

I imagine you being that person who always says "is it weird if this gives me a boner?"

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JuzReading 23

I can just imagine that awkward eye contact

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Googolman 29

Why is everyone assuming that the OP even HAS a lock on her door? In my house, there are no locks on any of the bedroom doors.

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ohSNAPyall 26

It would not be that hard to get one added to the parents' door. Benefits of privacy outweigh the inconvenience of installing a latch or even a new knob.

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