People have lists?!

By Anonymous - 22/09/2020 07:02 - United Kingdom

Today, I found my girlfriend's list of people she's slept with on her Google docs. There was 11 names after mine. FML

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By 14YearOld - 25/11/2011 17:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out my parents have a list of everything I have ever Googled. FML

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By wtf - 12/07/2009 16:20 - United States

Today, I was on my girlfriend's computer. When searching on google, her browsing history popped up. The first thing was "Best positions for a small penis." FML

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By Anonymous - 27/10/2012 07:20 - United States

Today, I found out that my daughter has a hit list. There are over thirty names on there. My name is on it as well. FML

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Swindler's List

By whoneedsloveanyway - 21/06/2020 02:01

Today, I found out that my fiancé has a list with every woman he slept. Chronologically. I'm number 23, out of 27. Our wedding is in two months. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2009 21:41 - United States

Today, I looked through my girlfriend's phone book and saw two entries with my name. One had "(cute)" attached to it. I checked to see if it was my number. It wasn't. FML

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By Rage - 08/10/2009 17:31 - United States

Today, while working on my girlfriend of three years' computer I found a file called 'My future wedding'. I assumed it was very old and decided to look through it. Of the list of 5 potential grooms I was not one of them. This didn't bother me until I saw that it had last been edited two days ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2010 04:06 - United States

Today, I found out that my current girlfriend has dated all of my friends at one time or another. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/11/2014 22:36 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out one of my girlfriend's recent Google searches was, "Should I admit to cheating or just dump him?" FML

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By DCarreon - 04/10/2012 07:13 - United States - Ceres

Today, my seemingly normal girlfriend decided to erase every girl's name out of my phone. Family and all. FML

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Double life

By Anon - 14/10/2010 08:00 - United States

Today, after a small fight with my girlfriend, I started to miss her, so I typed her name into Google on a whim. Surprisingly, I find a link to a blog in which the owner describes his ongoing effort to seduce my girl. During times she told me she was alone. Thanks babe. FML

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Bogrbon 27

Tuesday 22 September 2020 16:11

Maybe she's making a list of who she needs to notify about STI's, with a list like that.

Charlie Given 26

Tuesday 22 September 2020 13:47

Just ask her don't assume she's cheating ☺️

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RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 22 September 2020 9:08

Maybe they are not listed in chronological order -- perhaps they are listed by quality. I don't know how many total names are on the list, but you can rest assured you are the twelfth worst she ever had.

Charlie Given 26

Tuesday 22 September 2020 13:47

Just ask her don't assume she's cheating ☺️

Bogrbon 27

Tuesday 22 September 2020 16:11

Maybe she's making a list of who she needs to notify about STI's, with a list like that.

CA91 9

Wednesday 23 September 2020 0:17

maybe they are in alphabetical order?

millsjoshua949 12

Wednesday 23 September 2020 22:18

Right. The most recent goes on the top. what's your issue??

Nic1330 5

Thursday 24 September 2020 16:28

time to start sleeping with other people so you can catch up

randybryant799 20

Monday 14 February 2022 6:18

How do you know what order they were in?

randybryant799 20

Thursday 10 March 2022 7:25

How do you even know what order they were in,?

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