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By innocent - 19/04/2017 00:00

Today my best friend called me at 6 a.m., ranting and accusing me of sleeping with her husband. I live two hours away and haven't seen him in person in over six months. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/07/2024 07:00 - United States

Today, my best friend is mad at me for "letting my paranoia ruin her relationship." I've been telling her for months now that I don't trust her boyfriend's female best friend, but she never listened to me. Guess who I caught in bed together a few hours ago while my best friend was at work? FML

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By wow - 27/05/2013 16:17 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I found out that my husband of 12 years has been sleeping with my best friend of even longer for who knows how long. She actually tried to turn it around on me and implied that it was my fault for finding out about it. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2012 17:00 - United States

Today, when I woke up I checked my phone for messages, only to hear a woman screaming that I have been sleeping with her husband and that she is sending her 'people' after me. I have never met said husband. I panicked for hours only to receive a call telling me she had dialed the wrong number. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/03/2022 18:00

Today, my best friend promised me that she'd be there after a rough night the night before. Hours later, I did some digging and found out that she went ahead and called another group of friends behind my back, and then told me to stop being a baby when I figured it out. FML

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By Sarah - 26/01/2013 05:14 - United States

Today, my mom barged into my room at three in the morning, demanding to know where I'd been. I'd been in my room sleeping since ten o'clock. In that time she had called the police, all of my friends, and my ex-boyfriend, asking if I was with them. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Maidenhead

Today, I was talking to my best friend about how much of an asshole my ex-boyfriend is. After about 2 hours of non-stop bitching, it turns out she's actually dating him. FML

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Dreams burn down

By anonymous - 27/10/2009 13:27 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of five years gave me the silent treatment, refusing to talk to me or do anything more than glare at me during the entire three-hour drive we took this morning. Why? Because I slept with his best friend. In his dream last night. FML

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By bad_day_in_hell - 17/11/2009 04:05 - United States

Today, I woke up to a phone call from my boss' wife. She demanded to know how long we'd been sleeping together. When I denied her allegations, she screamed that she knew all about my "history of sleeping with married men". I'm a virgin and I have to work with him tomorrow. FML

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By Hellosinglelife - 28/03/2013 22:35 - Trinidad and Tobago - Diego Martin

Today, my now ex-girlfriend posted on Facebook that I called her a "fucking bitch". Our mutual friends were all outraged, and demanded that I treat her with respect. What she failed to mention was that I said it after finding out that she's been sleeping with my "best friend" for the past year. FML

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By Katie - 09/10/2012 05:42 - United States - Homewood

Today, I received frantic calls and messages from my husband wondering where I was and if I was cheating on him. I was in the same house as him. FML

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tayjb17 15

Wednesday 19 April 2017 0:08

If she believes that you would do that, she isn't your best friend.

Pat Burke 3

Wednesday 19 April 2017 0:05

You may want to re-evaluate what the term "best friend" means.

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Pat Burke 3

Wednesday 19 April 2017 0:05

You may want to re-evaluate what the term "best friend" means.

tayjb17 15

Wednesday 19 April 2017 0:08

If she believes that you would do that, she isn't your best friend.

Kurliez408 32

Wednesday 19 April 2017 0:09

don't think op's guilty, just pointing out that 'haven't seen him in 6 months' doesn't mean didn't sleep with him 6 months ago ;)

nononsense14 8

Wednesday 19 April 2017 0:18

But... did you sleep with him?

United Airlines 2

Wednesday 19 April 2017 1:14

You have nothing to lose by sleeping with him now. Have fun!

Joshua Smith 4

Wednesday 19 April 2017 1:26

She needs to Do what you did to that Asian guy to her friend.

neptune997 4

Wednesday 19 April 2017 1:20

She needs to check herself.

sunny_funny 9

Wednesday 19 April 2017 1:54

Before she wrecks herself

dextroz 8

Wednesday 19 April 2017 1:41

You must be the kind of person that needs to go on Jerry Springer to settle this.

TabooSushi 24

Thursday 20 April 2017 0:35

I'm going through something similar with a friend right now... Sometimes I wonder what gets into people's heads that makes them so insecure that they start accusing people of crimes they couldn't possibly have committed.