Pesky kids

By Kyle - 03/12/2013 06:09 - United States - Seattle

Today, I set up a motion-activated sprinkler to drench the neighborhood kids who have been ding dong ditching me for years. Because they couldn't get close enough to ring the doorbell, they decided to start egging me instead. FML
I agree, your life sucks 46 329
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Same thing different taste

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I think the sprinkler idea was great, but kids always have other tactics. Try calling the cops to scare them.

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OP, if this has been going on for years then you gotta get a grip on things. There are alot of methods to solve this problem: 1. Call the cops. 2. Talk to their parents - let them know that you are pissed 3. Buy a hockey mask, chainsaw, and a black hoodie and wait for them stop by your house, jump out of a bush wielding said chainsaw screaming "I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU" 4. Move to a different neighborhood.

Here is what you do take pics of them egging your house then shoot bbs at them Next time

mintstashinurtea 5

why dot you just call the cops and stop wasting your money

If you know these little brats, have you reported to their parents what they're doing in an attempt to get them to stop? Is it just you they're hassling? On to your second problem: Get motion-activated cameras to record the kids when they start vandalizing your place and tell their parents. If that doesn't work, then tell the police. As tempting as it is to shoot a BB gun or a paintball gun, that will probably get you in more trouble than the little ***** vandalizing your house, especially if one of them is injured.

cwbygmer 2

I say wait for them with a 12guage shotgun loaded with blanks when they come close fire it in the air think they would get the hint after that.

aaannnd that's why you begin to pelt them with bb's or mount a pseudo-machine gun to your roof.....