Germ warfare

By kallens - 17/01/2009 20:57 - United States

Today, I was putting a wristband on a little boy's wrist so he could swim in the waterpark. Just before I finished, he coughed all over my hands and arms. I finished and looked up at the boy just in time for us to make eye contact and for him to cough directly into my face. FML
I agree, your life sucks 24 792
You deserved it 2 557

Same thing different taste

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christopherlove 0

That's assault. I would have drop kicked the little ******.

Narelon 12

I absolutely HATE dealing with shitty little brats that don't bother to cover their mouth / nose when they cough or sneeze.

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HeyThatsMySoc 0

...& then...you slapped him & showed him discipline...right?

christopherlove 0

That's assault. I would have drop kicked the little ******.

Fuck_The_Police 0

I would have "accidentally" sneezed, and "accidentally" pushed him into the pool.

stewpididiot 11

You should have found his 'rents and bitch slapped the **** out of them and then spit on them.

vespero 0

why is this in the "love" category?

whoa top ten omg but yahh I would hav moved when he started speaking to get in his face so he can cough right in it ydi

WTSchool 0

I'm sure you dd finish, OP. (:

msmandy 0

not really an FML.... it's just sucks.