Intimacy: Phone-blocked - FML

Phone-blocked

By unamyous - 08/06/2012 13:26 - United States - Canoga Park

Spicy

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot in the bedroom. Her phone rang and she stopped to have an hour long conversation with her ex. FML

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By jailbirdlove - 11/10/2010 01:38 - United States

Spicy

Today, my girlfriend and I were making love. Her phone rang, and she stopped to answer it. It was her ex-boyfriend, calling her from jail. She talked to him for 15 minutes. To top it all off, before she hung up, I heard her tell him she loved him, and couldn't wait for him to get out. FML

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Thank God

By Dwarvahkiin - 08/08/2022 02:00

Spicy

Today, just as we got done having probably the best sex of our relationship, my partner called me her ex's name. FML

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By anonymous - 21/02/2011 05:01

Spicy

Today, my girlfriend called me and asked me if I wanted to have phone sex with her. We got into it. It took us 13 minutes to figure out my mom had been on the other line the whole time. FML

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Sinking feeling

By aftermath1991 - 03/09/2009 07:23 - United Kingdom

Spicy

Today, I had to sit for an hour listening to my girlfriend talk to her ex about his testicles. She laughed more during that conversation than she ever has with me. FML

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By CP19JK12KH - 03/01/2010 09:56 - United States

Today, I had a rare phone call from my ex-girlfriend. We ended up talking for hours about old times. It was the best conversation we have had in forever, it made me miss her and miss us. Later on in the day, she called back asking what we talked about. She was too high too remember. FML

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Time for a change

By leogs23 - 15/11/2020 10:58

Today, I was in bed with my girlfriend and she asked to see my phone to check my Snapchat to see what was in there. After she was done with it, she start looking into her phone to see her memories and started crying over her ex-boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2010 14:48 - United States

Spicy

Today, while making love to my boyfriend, my sister called my cell phone. Not wanting to face the consequences of not answering, I had a long conversation with her. My boyfriend kept going. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2009 04:24 - United States

Today, I was having an after work-out dinner with my ex-girlfriend and we were having a great time, catching up, eating good food, all the good things. Then when I got home, I realized I just talked to my ex-girlfriend for an hour and a half about how much better her new boyfriend is than me. FML

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Am I the asshole?

By Anon - 22/05/2023 22:00

Today, I fucked up when I answered a phone call. I wasn't sure who the number was at first, and it turned out to be my ex girlfriend who had apparently been stalking me. She asked me how my new girlfriend was, and as I answered it in front of my girlfriend, she's now depressed. FML

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By 0ros - 12/09/2009 22:13 - United States

Spicy

Today, my wife and I were doing it when the phone rang. She answered it, and rode me while carrying on a more than a five minute conversation with her father. FML

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Top comments

KFPanda32 1

Friday 8 June 2012 16:56

Hope you left that broad...

megapeyt 17

Friday 8 June 2012 16:57

Ditch the bitch

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Raayyy21 3

Tuesday 12 June 2012 18:03

Hahahahahahahaha xD

cobanjo 2

Wednesday 13 June 2012 0:20

**** block by her ex wtf that's weird

fj19 9

Wednesday 13 June 2012 9:59

What the hell?!

HaydenClark10 7

Wednesday 13 June 2012 20:34

Leave the bitch!!

HaydenClark10 7

Wednesday 13 June 2012 20:37

You never know, she could still be seeing her ex and having sex with him beind your back :o

Evath 7

Thursday 14 June 2012 10:10

She's got zero respect for you. Leave her.

smittys 7

Monday 18 June 2012 22:49

Run bro!

katerbug112768 9

Wednesday 20 June 2012 9:29

Dude, sorry to say you're obviously

katerbug112768 9

Wednesday 20 June 2012 9:34

Dude, sorry to say, but you're obviously just a rebound. Get outta that situation now, 'cause it ain't gettin' any better. And being the rebound sucks, I've been there. Save yourself some heartache if she's gonna pull that shit with you. Her loss.

fmlman287 0

Monday 25 June 2012 9:36

Really? She passed up the opportunity to get it good with her current love to just make chit-chat with her FORMER lover?!? No buéno...just totally f***ed up!

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Today, as I tried to get out of bed, I got my foot tangled in my sheets. I reached out to my dresser to avoid falling flat on my face. I didn't fall, but I did manage to smash my fingers in the drawer while still trapped in the sheets. FML

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