Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend called me and asked me if I wanted to have...

By anonymous - 21/02/2011 05:01

Today, my girlfriend called me and asked me if I wanted to have phone sex with her. We got into it. It took us 13 minutes to figure out my mom had been on the other line the whole time. FML

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You deserved it 14 929

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By BlackPolarbear - 23/01/2010 08:05 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. My phone started ringing and it was my Mom, she said I could answer it. As I answered the phone my girlfriend started playing with my dick. I moaned. Loud. FML

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You deserved it 29 773

By hornyloser - 02/05/2011 18:46 - United States

Today, I had some hot phone sex with my long-distance girlfriend. Half-way through, my mom stormed in, and told me I was disgusting and sick for doing it in the same room as my brother. I forgot about the baby monitor. FML

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By policeopenup - 11/07/2009 19:38 - United States

Today, my girlfriend threw me on the couch as I walked in the door. I butt dialed my mom in the process. My girlfriend took off my pants and we got to business. After about 30 seconds of hearing what was going on, my mom thought something was wrong and called the cops to my apartment. FML

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You deserved it 8 739

The all-seeing eye

By Anonymous - 28/10/2011 02:49 - United States

Today, I was about to have sex with my girlfriend for the first time. Just as she took her shirt off, her phone rang. It was her mom, demanding she return home. Now I've been cockblocked, and my girlfriend's mom seems to be a goddamn clairvoyant. Awesome. FML

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You deserved it 5 796

Big awkward moment

By JDLAX1924 - 05/08/2010 23:24 - United States

Today, my mom came into my bedroom and told me to "Listen to this voicemail." I listened to me and my girlfriend talking dirty, followed by the bed springs bouncing for three minutes. I had my phone in the pocket while I was having sex with her and it left my mom a nice voicemail. FML

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You deserved it 42 644

Overbearing parents are the worst

By SoDead - 05/12/2020 04:01 - United States - Center Point

Today, my mother, who thinks I'm a virgin, called me while I was having sex with my boyfriend. I have to answer every time she calls or she freaks out. I ended the conversation quickly and hung up. Or so I thought. She listened in to the rest of our 20-minute lovemaking session, and I have some explaining to do. FML

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You deserved it 1 740

Phone-blocked

By unamyous - 08/06/2012 13:26 - United States - Canoga Park

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot in the bedroom. Her phone rang and she stopped to have an hour long conversation with her ex. FML

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You deserved it 4 165

By MarMar - 15/03/2009 20:47 - United States

Today, I was having sex with a guy I met and in the middle of it his mother called him. After stopping to answer the phone, he tried to put me on with her because she didn't believe anyone would actually sleep with him. FML

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You deserved it 17 308

By Anonymous - 26/04/2015 07:09 - Australia - Burwood

Today, I woke up to my girlfriend having phone sex less than 10 feet away from me. FML

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You deserved it 2 961

By liz1234 - 23/03/2009 00:11 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. His mom called to him from the next room telling him dinner would be ready soon, he needed to move his car, etc. They had a 5 minute conversation...while he was still inside me. FML

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You deserved it 8 137

sthrr 6

Monday 21 February 2011 12:06

and she didn't feel the need to hang up? Ew..

crystal_james 0

Monday 21 February 2011 12:11

The fact that your mom was listening to you have phone sex is pretty disturbing. But YDI for using the home phone...

Comments

relyo 0

Monday 21 February 2011 12:04

That's why I always use a cellphone when I have phone sex with my girlfriend.

DjeePee 24

Monday 21 February 2011 12:30

But for those of us who don't have a subscription, that can be very expensive.

ScaughtieHolden 11

Monday 21 February 2011 12:55

win!

thefriendlyc 0

Monday 21 February 2011 17:09

your moms a perv if she didn't just hang up...

a123bubblyblonde 0

Tuesday 22 February 2011 2:39

I just found out today my mom and i use the same vibrator.... and i also found out she has herpes FML

longrodvonhugend_fml 0

Tuesday 22 February 2011 2:42

bullshit

bariforlife 0

Tuesday 22 February 2011 9:11

i agree with 45 thats just wrong of your mom to stay on the line quiet for that long...either she could have said something right from the start or hang up

Skroal_stomper 5

Thursday 24 February 2011 22:47

Me too. only Cellphone use during phone sex with my mom.

poiuytjfffc 0

Monday 14 March 2011 4:13

truss

bevsta 7

Friday 26 August 2011 16:48

You have a gf #1? lol!

jdude2913 0

Tuesday 15 November 2011 7:37

I don't think u have one

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Sunday 11 August 2013 0:57

Did anyone else catch what #86 said? "Only a cell phone use during phone sex with my mom."..... wtf? Lol.

sthrr 6

Monday 21 February 2011 12:06

and she didn't feel the need to hang up? Ew..

CelesteRenee93 0

Monday 21 February 2011 14:58

my thoughts exactly!

cudgel1023 0

Monday 21 February 2011 21:26

thinking the same

nbk1405 0

Monday 21 February 2011 23:32

2 profile picture hotness win :D OP YDI for havin phone sex on a house phone idiot?!

krazygirl100 9

Tuesday 5 April 2011 7:33

why the hell did she keep listining any way thats realy creepy i would just hang up

NOTquiteRAMBO 10

Thursday 8 December 2011 0:34

WINCEST!

crystal_james 0

Monday 21 February 2011 12:11

The fact that your mom was listening to you have phone sex is pretty disturbing. But YDI for using the home phone...

thisismyname_fml 1

Monday 21 February 2011 16:58

my thoughts exactly.

sierracn97 5

Monday 21 February 2011 12:20

And your mom didn't have the nerve to hang up?

FUGYU 2

Monday 21 February 2011 13:05

win

alki_fml 5

Monday 21 February 2011 12:21

your mom is creepy.

Grahamcracka 0

Sunday 6 March 2011 7:40

yeah lol

chrstygrl06 10

Monday 21 February 2011 12:34

She wanted in on the action.

coderedz 0

Monday 21 February 2011 18:19

she just wanted to make sure they knew what they were doing, they probably found out it was her when she said no no your doing it all wrong.

xoxoMEGANxoxo 13

Saturday 26 February 2011 21:53

haha

jokesta187 11

Monday 21 February 2011 12:38

Next time ask your girl friend if she wants to have a 3 sum with your mom. Then see what your mother says to that.

jokesta187 11

Monday 21 February 2011 12:41

Next time ask your girl friend if she wants to have a 3 sum with your mom. then she if your ease droper of a mom has to say.

TheNewGuy03 28

Monday 21 February 2011 12:42

this is...wrong. nothing further. |the kid|

TheDrifter 23

Monday 21 February 2011 20:41

I was thinking it was right in all the wrong ways.

Jimboom 11

Monday 21 February 2011 12:48

That must have been some good phone sex if your mom was even getting off on it. So what tipped you off that she was on the other end? The low moaning? The shouting of your daddy's name when she climaxed?