Piercing wit

By piercingfreak - 28/08/2011 10:41 - New Zealand

Today, I went in to see my piercer. He took one look at my piercing I got a few months ago and laughed saying "What a shit job, I'm sorry but that's pretty crappy because it's not even straight!" I then had to awkwardly explain it was indeed him who had pierced me. FML
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HeyImJuli 3

Piercer- "that's awful! What moron pierced this??" OP- "YOU, BITCH!!!!"

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Comments

ArielTheMermaid 17

'Today a customer came into my piercing shop. I laughed at her piercing, saying it wasn't even straight. She awkwardly explained that I had done it. FML.'

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Niicky_fml 20

Can't tell if troll, or just very stupid..

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rattusrattus 18

Generally, trolls are very stupid or at least easily amused.

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Btreasure 8

Why was it awkward? You didn't do it it was his shit job so he needs to fix it pay for it whatever.

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gingerninger18 5

FYL for even getting one in the first place it's just ugly if u ask me

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LOLbomb 1

I think that most people get facial piercings so that others will look at them in public. They feel so insignificant that they're desperate for attention. Other than that, I have no idea why people get them, becuase they're definately not "cool" or "hot". :/

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lidsthesquid 4

The only ones I find hot are lip piercings :D

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brianjman14 22

That's not it at all. I think piercings look cool and hot and other people do, too. So that just destroys your points.

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Hootie_95 0

Um. There wasn't even a specification on the piercing. How can you say it's ugly if you don't even know what piercing they got? Idiot.

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tsume24 3

100 - I love my facial piercings for the way they look to ME. when other people notice them, cool. when they don't, cool. /I/ think they're beautiful and that's why I have them. if you don't like them, that's nice, but that's not gonna make me feel ugly or like I shouldn't look the way I want to.

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fauxyhaha 0

OP can have self expression too !!!!

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MetalLetteRaver 0

22, 100, & 121: Simply, **** YOU. Kthnx. (:

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whoopsiemolly 4

You're ugly :)

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SlaveToRetail 10

I love my piercings.

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tsume24 3

I love my piercings too. you don't have to be a dick just because it's not your thing. OP didn't even specify what the piercing was - for all you know, it could be an earlobe piercing.

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Alexisthebestest 16

I love body modification & all of my piercings. Stop being so judgmental.

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TheLetterZero 7

Since it wasn't specified, we must assume the worst, because that's just natural. Plus, it'd be boring if it was an ear lobe. :P

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tsume24 3

since it wasn't specified, we shouldn't assume anything other than what the FML states. and I've seen PLENTY of earlobe piercings that are far from boring. so.

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catnip1997 0

how are piercings straight??

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tsume24 3

by not being crooked or poorly-placed.

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ACandelaria_209 1

That's more of a FHL!

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BellaBelle_fml 23

#31-Disagree. But you live in Merced CA, I live in Chowchilla CA. It's 15 mins away. I've never seen anyone on here that lives so close to me.

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BeautifulxChaos 9

If he did such a crappy job, he shouldn't be your piercer anymore, and the fact that he admitted to his crappiness should entitle you to a refund.

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2ndSucks 15

Time to get a new piercer, no?

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