Pipe down
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - New Orleans
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - New Orleans
Yea, there's always that one comment, on an FML where someone's life did truly suck. "At least X didn't happen, which is completely irrelevant/implausible/not pertinent." Well, OP, at least she didn't come pour gravy on your face and then start dancing the haka in a tutu, whilst eating a banana 5 times a day, which is unfortunate because your girlfriend conditioned you to be aroused by them, all the while changing your background picture to a giant, scary spider, knowing you're an arachnophobe that secretly likes nickelback (which she now told everyone about.) And 26 completed your prophecy.
Does your roommate wear a fin jacket?
Tell her, "I got some baby gravy. Want some?" Lol
Stupid
Things could get saucy real quick.
Tell her that you practice Veganism and are offended by her thick, lumpy God.
Oh mylanta! How did no one get that one? I've heard it since I was a wee tyke.
I noticed you're in Louisiana. You should probably get used to that, it's not the worst thing you could encounter there. Trust me, I've got worse stories.
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New drinking game?
You should have said "mashed potatoes!!"