Transportation: Today, I got rear-ended at a stoplight by a woman who had been...

By disturbed - 10/05/2009 09:56 - United States

Today, I got rear-ended at a stoplight by a woman who had been doing her make-up while driving. She didn't get out to see if I was okay until she had finished perfectly applying both lipliner and gloss. FML

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You deserved it 2 748

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By Crash - 30/06/2010 23:06 - United States

Today, I saw a woman still texting on her phone as she started to drive away when the light turned green. I made sure to stare her down and give her a dirty look because she wasn't paying attention to driving. She laughed as I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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You deserved it 61 806

By Anonymous - 02/10/2018 17:30

Today, I was stopped in traffic when a woman rear-ended me, backed up, and sped off along the shoulder, taking my passenger side mirror with her. FML

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You deserved it 147

By Anonymous - 20/07/2010 10:12 - United Kingdom

Today, while driving through town, I was distracted by a pretty girl walking on the nearby pavement and accidentally rear-ended the car in front of me. Not only did the pretty girl witness the crash and give a statement, it turned out she was a very feminine man. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 896

You deserved it 49 674

By prettyinpurple - 10/02/2009 04:54 - United States

Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML

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You deserved it 56 306

By legotron - 30/10/2009 08:06 - United States

Today, I was hit by a car speeding through an intersection after the light had already turned red. Still partly blacked out, I crawled onto the sidewalk and I sat down. The woman rolled down her car window and yelled, "Watch where you're going!" as she drove by. FML

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You deserved it 2 558

Spiteful!

By Anonymous - 31/08/2012 02:47 - United States - Fairfield

Today, I got rear-ended. An old woman got out and came over to my car window. I thought she was coming to apologize and trade insurance companies. Instead, she poured her soda on my head, ran back into her car, and drove away. FML

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You deserved it 1 813

By FenderBender - 03/09/2009 04:54 - Canada

Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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You deserved it 43 586

By msarosi - 28/04/2013 10:28 - Canada - Port Perry

Today, I popped a pimple while stopped at a red light. When I looked over the woman in the car next to me was laughing, and had her camera phone out. FML

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You deserved it 16 821

By WTF - 27/09/2015 07:57 - Poland - Wroclaw

Today, I was driving to work and stopped at a stop light. A full 2 or 3 seconds passed, followed by a car rear-ending me. The idiot driving it got out and gave me hell, calling me a maniac because I braked "too quickly" and didn't give him a chance to react. FML

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You deserved it 1 554

Classic scam

By Anonymous - 01/07/2017 06:00 - United States - New Hyde Park

Today, I was driving when a woman started crossing the street against the light at the upcoming intersection, so I slammed on the brakes and stopped short of hitting her. That's when she intentionally jumped onto my car and started screaming that I had "mowed her down". The cops believed her. FML

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You deserved it 306

dancing_bear 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 16:05

At least there'll be no doubt about who's fault this was. Also, seriously, lipliner? Christ. #1, **** off.

save_me_08 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 16:11

I'm with number 2. The downside, she doesn't seem to care about your well being. The upside, should it go to court I see a nice settlement in your future.

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dancing_bear 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 16:05

At least there'll be no doubt about who's fault this was. Also, seriously, lipliner? Christ. #1, **** off.

Compwiz1993 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 16:07

At least she looked good when she apologized?

blankaex 0

Thursday 8 April 2010 17:38

If she apologized.

tankrunner 8

Saturday 17 March 2012 22:27

But she probably smudged her lipstick from the impact

RpiesSPIES 27

Monday 3 June 2013 7:51

Just probably. Might have had experience in keeping a steady hand from past accidents.

ohhhhshizzz 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 16:09

#1: And this is why you will never get a girlfriend or a wife, or laid for that matter. OP: Wow, what a bitch. Women like her give other women drivers a horrible name. Put your shit on before you go home.

save_me_08 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 16:11

I'm with number 2. The downside, she doesn't seem to care about your well being. The upside, should it go to court I see a nice settlement in your future.

MmmHotWaffles 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 16:11

you should've ended it after "today, i got rear-ended at a stop light by a woman.." that would've been funny. haha.

coming back in the future 30

Sunday 1 February 2015 6:17

What?

tomoturtle 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 16:12

seriously, maybe she was trying to hit on u. it could have been a good thing

Lexi_Luvz_Ya 0

Monday 30 May 2011 3:48

Unless the driver is a lesbian, and thinks OP is one too, that's probably not what happened...

Tehalon 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 16:12

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

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dirtyhippie 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 16:16

No amount of makeup can stop her from being an ugly person on the inside XD What a bitch!

debbiedowner2 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 16:18

Pet Peeve of mine. I hate when they don't pay attention and drive..

noclevername 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 16:18

Yep, women are bad drivers, that's why most accidents resulting in serious injury or fatality are caused when a man is at the wheel. The problem with this driver wasn't that she was a woman, it's that she was a bloody idiot. And OP: rear-ended, not going to kill you. The worst part is that she was doing something distracting while DRIVING A BIG MACHINE THAT KILLS PEOPLE, not that she didn't rush to check you were okay.