Pipe down

By Carl - 16/10/2011 12:47 - United States

Today, my landlord compared me to his idiot son for not plunging a toilet. This is the same toilet he explicitly told me not to plunge last week, because of a possible leak into the basement. We have been peeing outside for a week waiting on him. FML
I agree, your life sucks 29 407
You deserved it 2 579

Same thing different taste

Comments

A working toilet is part of what you are paying rent for. Prorate 1/3 of you rent for the fraction of the month you did not have a fully functional toilet. That is how much less rent you should owe next month.

Poop on him and tell him that thats for not fixing the toilet, and that youve been waiting all week to do that.

So punch him in the dick & pick yourself out a nice cozy cardboard box lol... Or just suck it up & come to terms with the fact that he's obviously a dipshit & you shouldn't let him get to you...

SkardeyKat 3

And where exactly does he want you to shit? In the closet? You should shit on his porch.

fucks12 2

You could have just pissed in your shower or sink. No flush, saves water.