Miscellaneous, Landlords and Plumbing: Pipe down

Pipe down

By Carl - 16/10/2011 12:47 - United States

Today, my landlord compared me to his idiot son for not plunging a toilet. This is the same toilet he explicitly told me not to plunge last week, because of a possible leak into the basement. We have been peeing outside for a week waiting on him. FML

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By jeauxann - 11/05/2018 23:59

Today, my landlord refused to send a plumber over to unclog the sink. Now he wants me to pay for water damages because he didn't call a plumber sooner. FML

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By op-poopy - 22/04/2011 14:26 - Canada

Today, the landlord of our building constructed a bathroom in the space under the stairs, outside my office, on the other side of a thin wall. He must have some kind of bowel disorder, because now I get to hear the sounds of his loud, wet and gassy pooping several times per day. FML

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By EwwGross - 31/08/2011 20:15 - United States

Today, I witnessed my neighbor draining his sewage-clogged plumbing into my backyard. FML

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Slumlords

By Nelson - 11/04/2022 12:00 - Netherlands

Today, and for the last two weeks, my asshole landlord refuses to fix the hot water supply. My shower is now so cold that peeing on myself while washing is actually helping. I need a new place. FML

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By That escalated quickly. - 28/08/2017 20:00

Today, I was excited by the thought of the bathroom in my rental being replaced after the plumber advised that the leak can't be easily fixed. Instead, the owner has decided to fully renovate and is kicking me out. FML

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Extreme measures

By Anonymous - 07/08/2022 06:00 - United States - Staten Island

Today, after my landlord has refused to fix the bathroom plumbing problem in my apartment for several days, I had to buy cat litter for myself. FML

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I'm pissed

By lifestinks - 23/08/2009 03:29 - United States

Today, my work finally hired someone to replace some leaky pipes. I work in the basement by myself, and just as I walked under the newly-fixed pipes, I got soaked with what appeared to be water. Apparently it was connected to a toilet. My boss couldn't find a replacement, so they made me work covered in piss. FML

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Mr Clean

By Anonymous - 08/07/2023 15:00 - Germany

Today, my boyfriend is mad at his landlady because she hasn’t followed through yet on the new front door she promised a month ago. He, on the other hand, has neither cleaned the toilet, nor washed any dishes since he moved in. Which was… a month ago. FML

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Stubborn

By Anonymous - 27/10/2020 22:58

Today, my boyfriend accused me of making an FML about him. I let him know that if I were going to make an FML, it would be about how he doesn’t flush the toilet after he uses it. He responded by not flushing the toilet again this morning. FML

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Whoops

By chubbs - 28/05/2014 21:07 - United States - Vacaville

Today, after waiting 2 hours for my landlord to leave so I could take a shit in peace, I sat down on the toilet. The doorbell immediately rang. It was my landlord, who wanted to let me know that he had just backed into my car. FML

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bachooka 5

Sunday 16 October 2011 19:16

Where have you been pooping?

I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Sunday 16 October 2011 19:22

In the litter box :O

Comments

wriptidez 0

Sunday 16 October 2011 23:11

and poop at mc donalds?

g_ayvel 11

Sunday 16 October 2011 23:11

He's a smart one...

LotsaLaughs 5

Sunday 16 October 2011 23:12

I see where his son gets it from..

DemiGodPeanut 0

Sunday 16 October 2011 23:28

Pee on him then if he is being that retarded.

JinxosGirl87 0

Sunday 16 October 2011 23:29

Time to poop in a bag and light it on fire at his doorstep! Tell him that'll happen more the longer he waits to fix the toilet.

DemiGodPeanut 0

Sunday 16 October 2011 23:30

So true.

shake_my_head 2

Sunday 16 October 2011 23:30

take the poo in the shoe

ohmandapants 16

Sunday 16 October 2011 23:31

So you've been peeing outside and taking a shit where?

ZXDriver 0

Sunday 16 October 2011 23:56

What if you needed to take a shit?

asherah14 7

Monday 17 October 2011 0:40

Wow! You're landlord is brilliant. Actually sounds like something my landlord would do. If my landlord had told me plunging could cause a leak in my basement, I wouldn't want to risk ruining my stuff in the basement. OP, I feel bad for you and hope it gets fixed soon with minimal or no further retarded actions from your landlord.