Miscellaneous, Landlords and Plumbing: Pipe down

Pipe down

By Carl - 16/10/2011 12:47 - United States

Today, my landlord compared me to his idiot son for not plunging a toilet. This is the same toilet he explicitly told me not to plunge last week, because of a possible leak into the basement. We have been peeing outside for a week waiting on him. FML

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You deserved it 2 579

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By jeauxann - 11/05/2018 23:59

Today, my landlord refused to send a plumber over to unclog the sink. Now he wants me to pay for water damages because he didn't call a plumber sooner. FML

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You deserved it 289

By op-poopy - 22/04/2011 14:26 - Canada

Today, the landlord of our building constructed a bathroom in the space under the stairs, outside my office, on the other side of a thin wall. He must have some kind of bowel disorder, because now I get to hear the sounds of his loud, wet and gassy pooping several times per day. FML

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You deserved it 2 597

By EwwGross - 31/08/2011 20:15 - United States

Today, I witnessed my neighbor draining his sewage-clogged plumbing into my backyard. FML

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You deserved it 1 956

Slumlords

By Nelson - 11/04/2022 12:00 - Netherlands

Today, and for the last two weeks, my asshole landlord refuses to fix the hot water supply. My shower is now so cold that peeing on myself while washing is actually helping. I need a new place. FML

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You deserved it 88

By That escalated quickly. - 28/08/2017 20:00

Today, I was excited by the thought of the bathroom in my rental being replaced after the plumber advised that the leak can't be easily fixed. Instead, the owner has decided to fully renovate and is kicking me out. FML

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You deserved it 340

Extreme measures

By Anonymous - 07/08/2022 06:00 - United States - Staten Island

Today, after my landlord has refused to fix the bathroom plumbing problem in my apartment for several days, I had to buy cat litter for myself. FML

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You deserved it 120

I'm pissed

By lifestinks - 23/08/2009 03:29 - United States

Today, my work finally hired someone to replace some leaky pipes. I work in the basement by myself, and just as I walked under the newly-fixed pipes, I got soaked with what appeared to be water. Apparently it was connected to a toilet. My boss couldn't find a replacement, so they made me work covered in piss. FML

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You deserved it 2 371

Mr Clean

By Anonymous - 08/07/2023 15:00 - Germany

Today, my boyfriend is mad at his landlady because she hasn’t followed through yet on the new front door she promised a month ago. He, on the other hand, has neither cleaned the toilet, nor washed any dishes since he moved in. Which was… a month ago. FML

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You deserved it 177

Stubborn

By Anonymous - 27/10/2020 22:58

Today, my boyfriend accused me of making an FML about him. I let him know that if I were going to make an FML, it would be about how he doesn’t flush the toilet after he uses it. He responded by not flushing the toilet again this morning. FML

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You deserved it 282

Whoops

By chubbs - 28/05/2014 21:07 - United States - Vacaville

Today, after waiting 2 hours for my landlord to leave so I could take a shit in peace, I sat down on the toilet. The doorbell immediately rang. It was my landlord, who wanted to let me know that he had just backed into my car. FML

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You deserved it 3 782

bachooka 5

Sunday 16 October 2011 19:16

Where have you been pooping?

I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Sunday 16 October 2011 19:22

In the litter box :O

Comments

DrDilllonReese 12

Sunday 16 October 2011 19:14

Keep peeing outside then.

raphanne_fml 33

Sunday 16 October 2011 19:29

Or plunge the toilet....

DrDilllonReese 12

Sunday 16 October 2011 19:33

Or use the landlord's toilet every time nature calls.

Epsilonyx 15

Sunday 16 October 2011 19:37

Pee on your landlord. :D

n_epic_fail 14

Sunday 16 October 2011 20:02

It's only because your in Kanas. Click your heals three times and everything will be fine.

Damn_Hippster 11

Sunday 16 October 2011 20:13

Where do you do a number 2 then?

austin0023 0

Sunday 16 October 2011 20:35

47- heels****

Soreeyeah 17

Sunday 16 October 2011 20:58

47 & 55. It's KANSAS.. Duh

Mean_Mr_Mustard 9

Sunday 16 October 2011 21:25

57- If I may ask, how does your comment apply to 55?

SeaMen 3

Sunday 16 October 2011 21:53

63- 55 was correcting 47 trying to act smart but didn't realize a more obvious mistake....57 then pointed it out to 55 who isn't as smart he thinks he is

Mean_Mr_Mustard 9

Sunday 16 October 2011 22:24

67- Thank you for clearing that up for me. I appreciate it =) Carry on..

hinchkongfang 0

Sunday 16 October 2011 22:51

Where have you been peeing? In the bushes?? Where do you do a poo???

DesmondF 0

Sunday 16 October 2011 23:59

enonymous 8

Monday 17 October 2011 0:19

Plunge the Bushes problem solved and your landlord will be happy

FckYoCOUCH 6

Monday 17 October 2011 1:48

47 - learn to spell before trying to make a comment like that.

Dani1123 0

Monday 17 October 2011 6:08

I agree. Keep peeing(:

eurostar710 11

Monday 17 October 2011 13:26

And your poop?

Brooke57 8

Sunday 16 October 2011 19:15

Smart man...

jacob4848 4

Sunday 16 October 2011 22:18

I bet OP's willy will become chilly this winter.

btnhdude 0

Sunday 16 October 2011 23:16

~lovers wanna love, haters wanna hate, Idon'twantnoneoftheabove!... I wanna pee on youu!.... Drip drip drip! Pip pip pip! Turn your body!... Into a toilet potty!~

Grimmerie 31

Monday 17 October 2011 1:38

85, WTF are you smoking?

DrDilllonReese 12

Monday 17 October 2011 1:47

Something pretty strong...

etphonehome10 0

Monday 17 October 2011 3:21

agreeed with 102 something way too strong maybe?

btnhdude 0

Monday 17 October 2011 3:27

Dave Chapelle refference..

McMike10 1

Sunday 16 October 2011 19:15

That's a shitty situation

THE_A_TEEN 27

Sunday 16 October 2011 19:27

I have a fully loaded M4A1 carbine and i'm not afraid to use it....

HeavyScout 0

Sunday 16 October 2011 19:33

(insert generic threat here)

narf887 4

Sunday 16 October 2011 19:33

Hummm I have a full load in my pants does it make a difference

ComTlancy 12

Sunday 16 October 2011 21:54

Let's keep the toilet humour to a minimum guys. I'm feeling 'flushed' and these jokes are 'piss-weak'.

flockz 19

Sunday 16 October 2011 22:08

68- just shat up.

Justforlolz 14

Sunday 16 October 2011 22:25

All these "shit" comments are pissing me off. Stop with that crap.

superangryandy 2

Monday 17 October 2011 5:34

21- it says you are from California so, automatic weapons are illegal. Also you are 16 years old so you cannot possess a rifle until you turn 18.

THE_A_TEEN 27

Monday 17 October 2011 7:24

#116, Clearly I was joking about owning a M4A1 in california and I was expressing my rage against "shitty situation" comments. Understand jokes, it's a recurring theme in fml comments, plus I post outrageous stuff. Last thing, I do own a M4A1 carbine, but it's in an armory in my uncles ranch in El Salvador. ;)