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By back to creepers - 21/12/2013 20:05 - United Kingdom - Worcester

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via a sign he made in front of my Minecraft house. FML

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You deserved it 6 514

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By mish - 22/09/2013 20:41 - United Kingdom - Leominster

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via Snapchat. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 231

You deserved it 4 191

By rotezora - 02/09/2012 12:44 - Switzerland - Basel

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 549

You deserved it 3 601

By wtf - 26/08/2012 05:03 - New Zealand - Invercargill

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by picture, during a game of Draw Something. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 353

You deserved it 2 424

By Anonymous - 27/09/2009 12:17 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, by text, while we were in the same room. FML

I agree, your life sucks 54 172

You deserved it 4 261

By loser - 01/03/2009 00:22 - United States

Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML

I agree, your life sucks 368 608

You deserved it 32 754

By Anonymous - 22/09/2010 07:47 - Venezuela

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by spray-painting it on my locker. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 007

You deserved it 3 713

Goodbye

By thedancer5 - 03/08/2011 16:47 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend dumped me by writing a breakup note with permanent marker on my newly painted bedroom wall. FML

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You deserved it 3 388

By hmacy - 01/10/2017 01:30

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message while we were having sex. FML

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You deserved it 542

By rplovez - 05/09/2011 23:14 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by covering my car with post-it notes that read "it's you not me." FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 305

You deserved it 4 024

By Anonymous - 15/02/2012 19:26 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He let me know by shaving "CYA" into my dog's fur and then moving out before I got home from work. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 878

You deserved it 2 798

justkeez 11

Sunday 22 December 2013 1:08

Send the creepers to his house.

ballettillidie 8

Sunday 22 December 2013 1:11

Well just make a giant penis in front of his house, that way everyone will know how much of a dick he really is!!

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abbey728 16

Sunday 22 December 2013 7:47

You deserve better. You know how many guys love girls who know about games?

shortemogirl 10

Sunday 22 December 2013 8:11

You deserve better

SkyGuy32 17

Sunday 22 December 2013 8:37

I would find that hard to take seriously. Did you ask him if it was legit?

DataRomance 18

Sunday 22 December 2013 9:15

I hope you griefed him

noone2 15

Sunday 22 December 2013 9:19

just use TNTs ;)

AznSoda 11

Sunday 22 December 2013 9:39

I'd say it's Sharpness IV diamond sword time.

NavitasNexus 3

Sunday 22 December 2013 12:10

I've always wondered how the hell Dick is short for Richard.

NavitasNexus 3

Sunday 22 December 2013 12:22

I ascertain from your profile that you're the skankiest 'thing' I've ever seen.

xMew 7

Sunday 22 December 2013 16:59

Grief Him

BIOCRYPTIC 2

Sunday 22 December 2013 17:06

burn the house

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Today, at the movies, some asswipe kept throwing candy at me. After 20 minutes of it, I got up and went over to get him to stop. Good news: his balls vanished faster than a politician's spine immediately after being elected. Bad news: I got kicked out for "starting a disturbance". FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 341

You deserved it 3 784

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try the ice cubes in the vagina thing we'd read about. He kept sticking one in after another and they got stuck. My vagina had a brain freeze for a half an hour. FML

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You deserved it 3 934

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Today, I received a very angry email from the lady who interviewed me for a position at a clothing store. She told me I was entitled, unprofessional, and greedy. Apparently, “Because I need money to pay my bills and feed my daughter” wasn’t an appropriate response to, “Why do you wanna work here?” FML

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You deserved it 390

Today, my boyfriend spent half his paycheck on gourmet steaks, bacon, and all sorts of other meat. When I reminded him we were trying to go meatless to help the planet, he said, "Yeah, I'm done with that. The planet can burn." We'd only been vegan three days. FML

I agree, your life sucks 358

You deserved it 2 064

Today, I was about to make out with my boyfriend, so I quickly swallowed my gum. Moments later, I started choking on the gum, and ended up spitting it out into his face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 092

You deserved it 40 037

Today, out of boredom, I built my cat a little fort. Later, I tried to crawl inside to pet her, but as soon as I stuck my head in, she clawed me. I guess I'm not allowed in, then. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 662

You deserved it 9 474

Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend in his room, wearing his boxers. He told me this story about how one time he had diarrhea when he was stuck in traffic and had no choice but to shit himself. I asked him what prompted this story. He said I was wearing the boxers he'd pooped in. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 730

You deserved it 5 443

Today, I had to face the fact that although I’ve been married for almost 2 years, my dream girl has come into my life and wants a relationship. I don’t know how to break it off with my wife. FML

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You deserved it 1 629

Pixels

Same thing different taste

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