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By back to creepers - 21/12/2013 20:05 - United Kingdom - Worcester

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via a sign he made in front of my Minecraft house. FML
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ballettillidie 8

Well just make a giant penis in front of his house, that way everyone will know how much of a dick he really is!!

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Comments

RodzillaX 30

At least he didn't grief the shit out of the world. It's those little victories.

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MelonLord1544 11

I agree, I would rather be dumped by some gf on MC than be griefed. Btw, I hate the sky army

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142_cats 13

Sky's alright. But it's when he's not serious but still wins kinds of pisses me off.

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MelonLord1544 11

Just so you know, it's a really long story why I hate SkythekidRS. It all started when I was playing on aviator's server, and built a melon out of melon blocks and assorted wools. I got griefed soon enough, and the griefed posted a large amount of signs that said "SKY ONLY! BUTTER ONLY!" That rung to me how awful sky army was, and how insane it's followers are. Sky does minecraft, I will hunt you down oh so bad >:U

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incoherentrmblr 21

Metallica - Creeping Death.

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theunbeatableram 3

81, shut the **** up. Everyone has their own interests. Some like minecraft, some don't.

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bellebe1998 16

you have to give him credit. that was pretty creative.

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eatmorewaffles 9

Wow, 81! I think you touched a soft spot. 101 is sitting in the corner breathing heavily with angry tears in their eyes contemplating smashing your face in with their keyboard. Careful you don't say anything else about Minecraft or they might just snap.

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cakeandfilm 13

You've gotta give the kid points for creativity!

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thejewishfuhrer 17

Absolutely correct #16, how many negative points should I award for such an immature and dickish (not a real word kids, don't use it) way to break up with someone?

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Creepers are something I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy. Not even in the virtual world.

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142_cats 13

OP seems to like them though. "Back to Creepers"

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Rainhawk94 27

#16 taking about creepers....nice profile pic

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Absoluezer0 12

Now you have excuse to smash his laptop.

TaysDarkLust 11

No, there is never any excuse or reason to smash another persons laptop/console/anything. Unless they give you permission to do so.

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greeneyebeauty9 28

And whoever agrees to let someone do that is either a rich ************ or insanely stupid.

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euphoricness 28

OP needs to break his dick in half then feed it to the mine craft iguanas!

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thejewishfuhrer 17

"Now you have excuse to smash his laptop." ......Have excuse? HULK HAVE EXCUSE! HULK SMASH LAPTOP!

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greeneyebeauty9 28

Obviously we were just giving an example.

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rocker_chick105 31

Unless you're Carrie Underwood and your boyfriend cheated on you

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142_cats 13

I wouldn't smash any consoles like PS2 or that. If I don't want my console anymore I just sell it or give it to charity.

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ballettillidie 8

Well just make a giant penis in front of his house, that way everyone will know how much of a dick he really is!!

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JustKittyKat 24

Go in creative and use the mob spawners in his house! If you know his password, you can change his skin to a big penis.

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Mynameislinh 24

Wow... There are some really creative ways to break up with someone!

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jaycee1209 5

Now dress up in minecraft mode and bring your tools with you to his house.

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hexo21 13

I guess your relationship was like a creeper bound to blow up

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