Intimacy: Play along

Play along

By Anonymous - 15/09/2009 04:44 - United States

Today, while talking online with my boyfriend, the conversation turned sexual. He stopped responding but I continued with the conversation. Then I got a response, "This is his sister. He fell asleep and I need the computer. I'll tell him you said goodnight, but not that other stuff." FML

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You deserved it 8 094

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2010 14:48 - United States

Today, while making love to my boyfriend, my sister called my cell phone. Not wanting to face the consequences of not answering, I had a long conversation with her. My boyfriend kept going. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 282

You deserved it 44 099

By Eskyew - 23/07/2009 21:40 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were talking on the phone, and things got a little heated. We were in the middle of some kinky dialog, complete with hand action when he suddenly goes silent. While waiting for a response, I heard typing on the other end. He was checking his email. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 767

You deserved it 9 013

By Awkward... - 29/01/2013 09:40 - United States - Killeen

Today, my sister's boyfriend called while she was out. The second I answered he tried to have phone sex with me. When I explained to him that I wasn't my sister and that we just sound the same on the phone, he replied, "Don't care, let's keep going." FML

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You deserved it 5 001

By Noname - 27/01/2009 11:22 - United States

Today, my boyfriend fell asleep during phone sex. FML

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You deserved it 28 338

So hott

By facepalm - 27/02/2009 08:39 - Singapore

Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. About halfway through he went really quiet and started breathing heavily. I thought he was about to climax until I discovered he had fallen asleep. FML

I agree, your life sucks 66 764

You deserved it 15 173

By jill - 25/02/2014 16:59 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about some recent family drama my sister has been causing. He quickly lost interest and started jacking off right next to me. FML

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You deserved it 8 184

By Anonymous - 01/01/2009 03:49 - France

Today, I went onto my computer and found a cyber sex conversation between my sister and my girlfriend. FML

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You deserved it 3 154

No way

By 3sacrowd - 17/11/2009 03:46 - Canada

Today, while I was in the middle of making love with my boyfriend, I mentioned bringing another woman in the picture to spice it up. He looked at me and said, "Let's ask your sister." He then got dressed and called her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 143

You deserved it 30 924

Eternally romantic

By singledumbfuck - 22/03/2020 03:30

Today, my boyfriend proposed via text, after telling me that he'd slept with his step-sister. FML

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You deserved it 190

By Anonymous - 20/11/2012 03:19 - Sweden - Stockholm

Today, my long-distance boyfriend and I decided to be a bit naughty on Skype. It was 3am so we assumed that my dad was asleep and did some dirty talk. When we were done, I heard my dad laughing outside my room; he'd heard it all. FML

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You deserved it 17 446

triplethreat13 0

Tuesday 15 September 2009 13:58

why would you continue the conversation? if the other person stops responding, there's no point talking because you don't know if they're reading what you're saying.

SlightlyGPirate 0

Tuesday 15 September 2009 12:18

oh ouch that sucks

Comments

overxrated 0

Tuesday 15 September 2009 17:44

lmao this made my day. and #11 it was pretty epic i must say

Jarlais 0

Tuesday 15 September 2009 18:51

I lol'd

movies12 0

Tuesday 15 September 2009 22:46

typo: big*

leenheartlovex3 0

Wednesday 16 September 2009 2:04

She sounds annoying.

mcguyver98 0

Wednesday 16 September 2009 4:35

dump the worthless piece of shit!

Nederlander95 14

Monday 21 October 2013 3:12

Are you serious??? Dump a guy because he was exhausted and fell asleep once? You probably haven't had a successful relationship if you're such a bitch

bosshaug 0

Thursday 17 September 2009 0:39

This is classic fml I like it

Brain117v 0

Friday 18 September 2009 3:25

lmaoooo that is funny..that actually happened to me but with my girl's mom...it sucked.

paiix 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 6:56

omg thats HILARIOUS!!!!i actually had to do the same thing with my sister when she fell asleep on the phone with her wierdly turned on by my voice boyfriend. can anyone say akward?!