Eternally romantic

By singledumbfuck - 22/03/2020 03:30

Today, my boyfriend proposed via text, after telling me that he'd slept with his step-sister. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/12/2014 21:48 - United States - Gainesville

Today, my boyfriend slept with my sister. "Accidentally", apparently. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2013 06:26 - United States - New York

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2009 06:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told his best friend to text my sister telling her to tell me that he was breaking up with me. FML

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By my boyfriend is a slut - 03/11/2017 04:00

Today, I took my new boyfriend to my step-sister's wedding. He knew more people there than I did, including 3 bridesmaids he used to sleep with. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/12/2013 05:57 - United States - Spokane

Today, I discovered that my stepbrother has been telling his friends that I'm his girlfriend. FML

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By elisabeth_pwnes - 16/03/2012 10:38 - Norway

Today, my fiancé came home drunk with some girl. Then he told her that I was his sister. FML

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By izzy - 07/02/2019 02:00

Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML

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WTF?

By Anonymous - 15/04/2018 01:30

Today, I went to my fiancé's mother's funeral. His step-sister proudly announced that she's pregnant with his baby and they are engaged. FML

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By anonymous - 16/06/2012 13:57 - United States

Today, my sister called me and asked if my boyfriend of 3 years had proposed to me yet. And now the surprise is ruined. FML

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By onthemarket - 08/09/2010 19:46 - United States

Today, after being with my boyfriend for seven years, he finally proposed. To another woman. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Sunday 22 March 2020 5:17

After test-driving the competition, he decided you're the model he wants to drive off the lot. So romantic!

slowhandjp 16

Sunday 22 March 2020 4:51

Gross.

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slowhandjp 16

Sunday 22 March 2020 4:51

Gross.

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 22 March 2020 5:17

After test-driving the competition, he decided you're the model he wants to drive off the lot. So romantic!

demix_fml 32

Sunday 22 March 2020 9:57

Definitely time to move on.

A Frenchy in Eire 31

Sunday 22 March 2020 14:43

He sounds like a keeper.

bloopaloop 27

Sunday 22 March 2020 19:13

It was probably a mass text. He’s going with whoever responds first.

Cheryl Brown 4

Sunday 22 March 2020 20:01

Oh gross

April Massari 9

Sunday 22 March 2020 20:01

sounds like the plot of a pornhub video

Kayla Marie Calderon 2

Sunday 22 March 2020 20:06

so did you break up with him or say yes lol

cosmic 9

Sunday 22 March 2020 21:34

Just a "step" makes it all okay. "step" away they are a "step" away, that what makes it all okay - Brazzers

Itsheragain 9

Tuesday 24 March 2020 6:18

disgusting and restraining order .

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