Please don't!

By Alone - 28/12/2012 05:24 - United States

Today, a girl mistook me for her boyfriend and broke up with me because I'm "a liar and a cheating bastard." I've never seen her in my life, but I'm so lonely that I tried to convince her to give me another chance and stay with me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 44 519
You deserved it 8 927

Same thing different taste

Comments

the FML and the top comment made me laugh so hard

What if that was her plan? She liked you and she invented that you were his cheating boyfriend hoping that you on your loneliness (no offense) asked for another chance and be with her for real?

I would of just made it worse if I was you. I would of been like "baby, not only did I cheat on you, I took naked pics of you while you were sleeping to show everyone. P.S. You should get checked for syphilis."

Heatherrr182 6

Join the club, team forever alone -high five-

Awkward. I would have explained the situation, and not been a weirdo

I've had a woman walk up to me and smack me across the head because she mistook me for her boyfriend when walking up behind me in the mall. I was immediately slapped across the face by the girl I was trying to date as well because of the cheating accusations. This lasted exactly long enough for me to bust up laughing and walk away from them both, to which the reply from the first was a series of apologies and an offer to buy me dinner for 'being so sweet and not being mad at her' which earned her a slap from the girl that friend-zoned me for 'being too nice even when people don't deserve it'.

barronterrier 3

You, sir, will be a great actor. That is of course if she never noticed her mistake