Please don't!
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the FML and the top comment made me laugh so hard
What if that was her plan? She liked you and she invented that you were his cheating boyfriend hoping that you on your loneliness (no offense) asked for another chance and be with her for real?
I would of just made it worse if I was you. I would of been like "baby, not only did I cheat on you, I took naked pics of you while you were sleeping to show everyone. P.S. You should get checked for syphilis."
You are a beautiful being, OP.
Awkward. I would have explained the situation, and not been a weirdo
I've had a woman walk up to me and smack me across the head because she mistook me for her boyfriend when walking up behind me in the mall. I was immediately slapped across the face by the girl I was trying to date as well because of the cheating accusations. This lasted exactly long enough for me to bust up laughing and walk away from them both, to which the reply from the first was a series of apologies and an offer to buy me dinner for 'being so sweet and not being mad at her' which earned her a slap from the girl that friend-zoned me for 'being too nice even when people don't deserve it'.
You the man lol
You, sir, will be a great actor. That is of course if she never noticed her mistake
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That is a whole new level of creepy
Ask for some breakup sex ;D