By ponyboy - 22/01/2010 22:41 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she suspected me of cheating. She thought I was cheating because she caught me sneaking out in the middle of the night. I was sneaking out to plan my proposal to her. FML
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Zenn0 0

1. Explain what's up 2. Propose 3. ???? 4. Profit

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mshafty 0

I don't get why were you sneaking out into the middle of night to plan a proposal??? Isn't that the type of thing you do during the day? Sounds shady, I say either you were a) cheating with prostitutes b) cheating with male prostitutes or c) you are a prostitute. All sound like valid reasons to break up with you!

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Zenn0 0

1. Explain what's up 2. Propose 3. ???? 4. Profit

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bloodhoundbambam 0

impossible to fail!

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mike680 0

I'd try to explain and show proof and hopes that she forgives you and gets back with you and then when she goes to kiss you you punch her in the ******* mouth and tell her bitch I'm breaking up with you and I'll take my proposal to someone who would appreciate me.

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chih 0

dude... try again. you have one life, you should live it up. worst she can do is say no.

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Snyphen3 0

ouch, and you didn't get a chance to tell her the truth?

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roobear 2

Oversensitive, assumptive b*tch. Good thing - you would have regretted marrying her for the rest of your life.

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xlostwithoutu 0

wow... "over assumptive" Wouldnt be one to talk.

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xlostwithoutu 0

sorry that sounded mean it came out wrong

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roobear 2

Uh... Girlfriend catches him sneaking out and doesn't give him a chance to explain, just breaks up with him. That is over assumptive to me. Am I being over assumptive by assuming she's oversensitive? Possibly, but my lifetime of empyrical evidence suggests the two tend to go hand in hand.

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saaaammmmm 0

You must have not heard of the "you're one to be talking" corollary. It's was added in the newest version of FMyLife-logic, 2.0. Similarly under this new theorem a person may be assumed to be intolerant for being intolerant of intolerance.

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roobear 2

Fortunately, I'm just posting on a message board (using all of the information given to me), and not making a life-changing decision.

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xlostwithoutu 0

That isn't what I meant... I appologize... I do agree that the GF is over assumptive. Let's just drop it... I don't even remember why I typed it

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mrtateyourmom 0

well ur a dumb bitch who problably never had a bf so ur vote doesnt count

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xlostwithoutu 0

Um yes i've had a boyfriend you idiot . I have one now.

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shadow33456 1

she thot u were ******* prositutes and was jelous because she just wanted ur dick in her mouth

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alexandraa_fml 0

yeH she tottly thught u wer prostitutn brah, gon 2 munch crpt fer 10$ brah.

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ilmlsm 0

Uhmm just tell her that...

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birdsfly01 0

Awe i'm sorry bud. If she already suspects you're cheating then maybe you shouldn't propose. Hope things work out for ya!! :D

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Ontheotherhand 0

Well, think of it not as an "FML" but, you almost married a presumptious cow!!

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fatchick27 0

omgawd!! ponyboy!! -- from the outsiders? -- good movie/book =)

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ghillieman 0

Would you really want to spend the rest of your life with someone who doesn't trust you and doesn't forgive you?

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stephan18 23

She had no intention of staying with him she just found her excuse.

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