Please don't!

By Alone - 28/12/2012 05:24 - United States

Today, a girl mistook me for her boyfriend and broke up with me because I'm "a liar and a cheating bastard." I've never seen her in my life, but I'm so lonely that I tried to convince her to give me another chance and stay with me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 44 519
You deserved it 8 927

Same thing different taste

Comments

I would have actually introduced myself. Hey she thought she was dating someone who looked just like you apparently. Would have been a hilarious how did you meet story.

I'm gonna go ahead and say YDI; going along with her mistake by pretending to be her (ex-)boyfriend and begging her to stay with you is incredibly creepy. It gives me the feeling that maybe there's a reason you're alone. Maybe take the creepy desperation level down a few notches and girls will be a little more interested.

captainObviously 15

She wasnt talking to u dude! She was on her bluetooth!!

thats funny as ****, im sorry but it is & even funnier that she was so stupid she couldnt reconize her own man.

doondagr8_1 9

I think the real fml goes to the girlfriend, "Today, I mistook a stranger for my boyfriend.." that's just stupid.

Match.com is like $30 a month. Find yourself a date.

bugmenotmofo 34

"give me another chance" is a wrong answer. Correct answer "I'm not your (ex-)boyfriend, but we could go together somewhere, if you want". Or something like that.