Miscellaneous: Please, think of my family…

Perhaps the stapler was not the reason OP was scared? What if the mugger looked like an MMA fighter, and the stapler was related to something else? Yes? Maybe? No? I doubt it.

itsdamojo 11

Wednesday 16 November 2011 13:17

You deserved it

littlegonzo 0

Wednesday 16 November 2011 19:45

You shouldn't be intimidated by a stapler...

AubreyDucrat 8

Thursday 24 November 2011 21:16

I would have beaten the shit out of him with the stapler

shadyblady 0

Tuesday 29 November 2011 0:10

Poor guy..

Baluvagyok 7

Sunday 18 December 2011 19:57

Staplers hurt!!!

sarahbear992 6

Saturday 24 December 2011 7:27

well...you could get infections from a staple in your skin I guess.

mstevenson69 1

Wednesday 25 January 2012 6:02

I woulda snatched the stapler from him and threw it

Nightwing98 22

Tuesday 20 March 2012 22:13

That's your fault for being afraid of a stapler. I would've laughed in his face, kicked his ass and walked away laughing

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