Miscellaneous: Please, think of my family…

I really don't see how OP deserved this. Even if the stapler couldn't have seriously injured him/her, anyone getting mugged would probably freeze up and be unable to run. I'd like to see how any of you handled it.

ih82bl8 2

Wednesday 9 November 2011 6:16

Staplers is scary

punchline_fml 5

Wednesday 9 November 2011 6:45

You know we're in a recession when people can't afford legit weapons, pretty soon kids are going to hold up mc donalds with nerf guns.

Drummerboy1234 0

Wednesday 9 November 2011 6:58

Only in Canada...

redmnky21 8

Wednesday 9 November 2011 7:22

and u gave into a guy threatening u with a stapler

dartzli 3

Wednesday 9 November 2011 7:45

This is just sad... wow...

gene818 13

Wednesday 9 November 2011 9:43

"Oh my god, a stapler! I'll give you my money, just don't staple my nuts to a stack of paper!"

lifes_a_b1tch 7

Wednesday 9 November 2011 10:41

And you let him mug you??? Wow.

Petertheman 0

Wednesday 9 November 2011 11:49

You bitched out lol?

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