Love and Awkward: Pleased to meet you

Pleased to meet you

By footinmouth - 13/09/2009 05:14 - United States

Today, I went to a restaurant with some friends. I noticed a very cute waitress about my age, so I walked over to her and asked if she had a boyfriend. The extremely fit, attractive waiter standing next to her immediately turned, held out his hand and goes, "Yeah. Meet me." FML

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You deserved it 14 100

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By awkward - 26/09/2016 21:31 - United States - Oakland

Today, I was out to dinner with a friend I had a crush on. The whole time, he was flirting with the waitress while I was trying to get him to notice me. When we got the check, he looked at her and said, "She's not my girlfriend, I only go out with pretty girls. So, can I have your number?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 020

You deserved it 1 375

By Anonymous - 29/09/2009 19:09 - United States

Today, I was at lunch with my girlfriend. The waitress came up and asked for her number, then asked if she had a significant other. I laughed as my girlfriend gave the waitress her number. They're going on a date, tonight. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 822

You deserved it 7 156

By Raw95 - 15/03/2009 04:20 - United States

Today, I was eating at Steak N' Shake. I noticed that the cute waitress was checking me out. When I was done with my meal she wrote her number on the ticket. So, as I was walking out the door, I turned around to wave at her, and walked into a metal bar next to the door. FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 892

You deserved it 24 597

Misleading

By KL. - 05/06/2009 19:46 - Canada

Today, I was at a club with a friend. A cute guy kept smiling and looking over at me. He left his seat and went to the bar and brought back two drinks. He waved me over and then said, "Can you tell your hot friend that I bought her a drink?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 61 505

You deserved it 5 016

By Anonymous - 24/09/2013 07:15 - United States - Petrolia

Today, I took my girlfriend out to eat at a diner where my friend works. My friend was our waiter but too busy to talk much. He texted me after we'd left to tell me that my girlfriend had slipped him her number. FML

I agree, your life sucks 54 999

You deserved it 3 418

Reality check

By DerrickUhl - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Napa

Today, I finally turned 21, so my friends and I decided to go to a club. There, I met this hot waitress and we were really hitting it off. I ordered a drink. She replied, "No problem, kiddo." FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 127

You deserved it 7 185

Close shave

By Gears - 29/04/2019 16:00

Today, I had dinner at a local fast-food joint. There's an employee there that I usually talk to and flirt with, so I thought maybe it was time to ask for her number. After a small conversation and almost getting to the point, she told me, "I'm 17." I'm 23. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 199

You deserved it 800

Well, this is awkward

By Samantha - 29/03/2009 03:14 - Canada

Today, I was having lunch at a cafe. There was an attractive guy looking at me from another table. I smiled back and gave a little wink. A minute later he approached me. I introduced myself and asked if he wanted my number. He said, "Um, no but what are you eating? It looks really good" FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 202

You deserved it 21 870

By Mel - 23/05/2009 06:43 - United States

Today, I thought I'd finally make a step towards getting over my ex-fiancé by flirting with a cute waiter. I left him a note on the bill. He comes back, says "which one of you is [name]?" and leans down close to me to say, "Thanks for your note, but your card was declined." FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 896

You deserved it 8 088

Bland date

By tomtomcutiepoof - 13/03/2009 00:38 - United States

Today, my best friend set me up on a blind date with someone he said was very hot. I'm not exactly what you call fit, so I haven't been dating lately. As soon as I got to the restaurant, I spotted the girl. She looked me up and down, said, "You have GOT to be kidding me" and left. FML

I agree, your life sucks 71 260

You deserved it 7 635

Slide_fml 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 12:10

now, I found that entertaining because she's probably not dating the waiter, and he just saved her from being harassed by some random customer.

null_fml 11

Sunday 13 September 2009 12:06

Mildly embarrassing, but it's not like anything bad, really came of it. If it did, you'd have told us.

Comments

CinnamonGrl 0

Monday 14 September 2009 9:33

You are such a jerk. I love the arrogance of guys who try to approach girls by asking if they have a boyfriend. Even if she didn't, that doesn't mean she's automatically going to be into you! YDI, loser.

Nissi 17

Monday 14 September 2009 11:02

YDI. Why would you be that forward? Geez.

DresdenB17 0

Monday 14 September 2009 15:43

who goes up to someone and immediately asks if their involved?? strange and stupid

shelboo_fml 0

Monday 14 September 2009 17:58

Your eyes should have scanned his body, followed by licking your lips and asking him out, instead.

SunshinePants 0

Monday 14 September 2009 22:01

"I don't give out my number in theatres..We're about to watch the movie. Ohh. I get it. It's cool, it's cool. You all into ponderin' like cinemas and make-believes. Okay okay. Me too! Alright. You keep doin' yo thang miss jean cha'lotte. Yeah, that's cute. WHATS YO' NAME DELICATE?" hahaha

elisa_sanchez91 0

Monday 14 September 2009 23:36

#78 and #80!!! Can i marry you two?! that skit is AWESOME! lOl

dearadelaide 0

Tuesday 15 September 2009 1:57

You so freakin' deserved that. When i waited tables and people hit on me I had them thrown out. What, do you think that just because you see someone attractive means they want you as much as you do them? You're a freaking dog and if I were her boyfriend I probably would have buried my fist in your disgusting ******* mouth.

dsnke1 0

Tuesday 15 September 2009 2:33

Thrown out for hitting on you? I seriously doubt a respectable establishment would throw out a customer simply for conversing wth an employee, unless it was extremely inappropriate. Sounds like you lost out on a lot of tips. Spaz bitch.

EricJ 3

Tuesday 15 September 2009 4:52

"Do you have a boyfriend?" is not a good opening line, but violence would be completely wrong in response to that line.

shelboo_fml 0

Tuesday 15 September 2009 21:04

She must not be very attractive but believe that she is indeed so. Otherwise she would have realized that she could get nice tips by being friendly back. Since SO MANY waitresses and waiters do that. Doesn't make them ******. Just shows they're smart and know how to work with what they've got! (Unless #82 is male. **** if I know what it is!)