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By bleue - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - France - Montberon

Today, in a crowded doctor's waiting room, my two-year-old daughter let rip a loud fart. I asked her, "What do we say?" She replied, "IT'S ME!" FML
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Welshite 39

That's actually a perfectly valid announcement. Owning up a fart with pride is something magical and special.

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hafyyyy 17

hey at least shes honest and proud to be human.

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Hunthas 17

Worst. Mario game. ever.

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Rainbow2Cloud 12

That wasn't a nice try. I don't even know what that was.

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SystemofaBlink41 27

Probably referring to the "It's a me, Mario!" catchphrase.

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Saathvik 18

why so many thumbs down!? that was awesome!

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hafyyyy 17

hey at least shes honest and proud to be human.

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badmandilon 19

At least she didn't say: "it was YOU!!"

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Welshite 39

That's actually a perfectly valid announcement. Owning up a fart with pride is something magical and special.

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False_Stupidity 41

Absolutely! Own those farts people and wear that cloud of nauseating gas like a badge of honor. No use pretending you don't fart, 'cause we know you do!

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Doubtful_Judge 23

Kids do the darndest things. Just tell her to say excuse me, next time.

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starile 19

#49, what do you think OP was expecting their daughter to say?

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Andrewski12 18

sounds cute to me. not an fml

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kitkat7764 7

Makes me think of Jim Carrey in Liar Liar.

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ber4fun 23

Yes, that hilarious elevator scene!

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lilly665 15

Lol that was the greatest scene ever

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kikoma 32

That's actually cute. I would probably chuckle in that case. :) Nothing wrong with children farting in public, it's natural.

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