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By bleue - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - France - Montberon

Today, in a crowded doctor's waiting room, my two-year-old daughter let rip a loud fart. I asked her, "What do we say?" She replied, "IT'S ME!" FML
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Welshite 39

That's actually a perfectly valid announcement. Owning up a fart with pride is something magical and special.

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hafyyyy 17

hey at least shes honest and proud to be human.

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Sazzles 17

At least your daughter has a sense of humour :)

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squishier 16

oh man I would laugh so hard then correct her

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jennlody 28

unless she enunciated and definitely meant to say "its" it might have just been a mispronunciation.. it's pretty hard for a two year old to say a word like "excuse". anyways, either way she sounds like a fun kid! lol

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sadistmonkey 19

You realize that that issue is specific to English and wouldn't happen in French right?

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wickedhyype 17

Adorable and gross, but adorable nonetheless.

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keiNan_fml 35

at least she is honest and admits her actions.

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gracehi 31

The first time I noticed, and subsequently announced, that I farted, it was silent and my mom was brushing my hair. I told her, "Mommy, I pooped." She said, "You better not have pooped," because I was too old to do be ******** myself, but I assured her, "No, it's okay, Mommy. It popped."

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kbsimmer 14

I literally farted while I was reading this

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