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By bleue - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - France - Montberon

Today, in a crowded doctor's waiting room, my two-year-old daughter let rip a loud fart. I asked her, "What do we say?" She replied, "IT'S ME!" FML
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Welshite 39

That's actually a perfectly valid announcement. Owning up a fart with pride is something magical and special.

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hafyyyy 17

hey at least shes honest and proud to be human.

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elixaaaaa 13

My toddlers try to claim their dads farts! Toddlers are awesome

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swaggyswagswag 17

She's 2 years old. I think you need to calm down.

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amanda182 19

Atleast she's proud and owning up to her fart. She sounds adorable & funny.

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ally8 21

Oh come on that's hilarious! At least she didn't blame you!

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error27 7

To a two year old, "C'est moi!" and "Excusez-moi!" sound almost the same.

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Merylwen 24

Except most French kids would say "pardon", not "excusez-moi".

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thefallen12 13

I do the same thing lol I like this kid

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prolequeen 2

Reading this in a waiting room right now. It took all my strength not bust out laughing my ass off

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emmama19 15

I wish adults were like this. Life would be so humorous and colourful. Not giving a damn.

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