Poopoo peepee, Gross and Health: Poopy

Poopy

By pandaface - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, to wipe his crack, my boyfriend is still using a newspaper that I left there when he first started refusing to buy toilet paper. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 225

You deserved it 5 918

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mosquito19 14

Friday 18 February 2011 15:57

your standard for boyfriend is way too low

llAllStarll 0

Friday 18 February 2011 15:52

that's kinda shitty of him

Comments

blastvortex 3

Sunday 20 February 2011 21:50

If it's such a problem, then why are you still calling him your boyfriend? It's only your problem if you MAKE it your problem. *eyeroll*

Sweetums 2

Sunday 20 February 2011 22:54

Nut job watch out for tin foil hats

domosumo 0

Friday 25 February 2011 4:46

That's disgusting. I hope that grot of yours is using a bidet or washing afterwards. Get a new boyfriend. YDI

varkey 7

Friday 25 February 2011 6:38

breakup time

LOLLOSERRR 0

Sunday 19 June 2011 12:18

that is soo scummy yuck dump his unhygienic ass

jeansltp 7

Saturday 3 November 2012 23:00

And long ago was that?

SkyGuy32 17

Sunday 23 June 2013 7:15

Message me "6/22/13" when you see this. I want to see how long it will have taken.

JackWood 20

Friday 3 March 2023 22:21

He's a well read keeper!

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Sunday 12 March 2023 6:21

And this man-child/animal is still your boyfriend why?

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I agree, your life sucks 39 975

You deserved it 3 568

Today, while I thought my brother was playing with my new phone, he was actually texting a bunch of my friends that I have chlamydia. He deleted his texts so I wouldn't see them, and I spent a half-hour trying to figure out why I kept getting texts of shock and sympathy. We're both in our 20's. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 615

You deserved it 4 794

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Today, I'm recovering from a brain injury that occurred a few months ago. The newest challenge I'm facing is thinking the floor is moving any time there is a change in colour or texture. My house has patterned tile floors and carpet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 843

You deserved it 1 240

Today, without context, I overheard my daughter saying that she would “literally rather have mercury poisoning than have her mother yell at her one more time.” She’s 24. FML

I agree, your life sucks 385

You deserved it 944

Today, I updated an e-mail I've saved to drafts and have been updating every day for the last few months to a girl I really adore. In this letter, I told her everything I ever kept from her. Instead of saving it to drafts again, I accidentally sent it. And she's online. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 633

You deserved it 51 469

Today, I invited all of my friends to my graduation party, and even paid for them all to be there. They all didn’t show. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 021

You deserved it 124

Today, I woke up in an amazing mood and practically jumped out of bed, only to fall flat on my face. In my half-asleep daze I'd forgotten that I'm missing a leg. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 342

You deserved it 324

Today, I was cleaning my room and set my burnt out light bulb on my computer chair without any second thought. Later, I sat on the chair, the light bulb shattered and I got a huge gash on my butt. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 677

You deserved it 30 909