Prank of the day

By datingablonde - 11/01/2013 05:20 - Australia - Attadale

Today, I told my girlfriend that my identical twin and I are not in fact related, that he's adopted, and that the only reason we look exactly the same is because we eat and drink the same things. She actually believed it. FML
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BlowinChronic 18

Well, you can't fix stupid and you've also gotten yourself into a hole because whenever you tell her that you were joking she's going to hate you for making her look stupid.

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sunkissedluster 20

That's what you get for dating someone dumber than a corpse's shoe, hun. You gotta love her for who she is, or else ditch the ginger and move on.

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BeccaHugs 17

Where the **** did you get "ginger" from?

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willbur73q 7

I was all into what you were saying, and then you dropped the ginger thing... where in the world did you pull that from??

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hawright 13

Does anyone else see this as a setup for another FML? " My GF cheated on me with my identical twin because she could not tell us apart, FML...."

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Catkam623 27

Or my jealous identical twin seduced my girlfriend because he doesn't have one.

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willbur73q 7

Or "my gf cheated on me with my best friend, and she said that since we both had pizza for lunch, she couldn't tell us apart. FML"

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UMadBro_87 3

Not an fml as much as a roflcopter. Good joke, excellent outcome.

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GregoryStalver_fml 6

I wonder how many "she fell for it" moments actually are the other guy just placating the person, because they are fed up with them and see it as the path of least resistance.

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DanielleinDC 33

#20, I was going to say, maybe she just went along with OP's stupid little joke, and he can't tell she's having him on. He probably thinks so little of her that he pulls these things so he can whine about dating a stereotypical dumb blonde.

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mazizen 5

Come on, everybody knows that identical food intake cause similar looks ;)

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interesting33 36

You are what you eat taken too literally here. But I would probably end up believing you too. Environmental effects etc. when people live together for a long time they can end up looking similar.

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sig4life 18

I see she is gullible, is that the reason she is your girlfriend?

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EvilUndead 9

Your fault. You tricked her, and if she's good girlfriend/person it shouldn't matter to you whether she's gullible or not. Intellect is not everything.

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