Yes the Americans and Africans look different, just because they eat and drink different. She's laughing behind your back, for trying to fool her with that.

She's gullible but you sound like a dick. How can you set her up and then act like she's a moron because she trusts and believes you.

Sometimes, people have the manners and good sense to humor a lunatic by pretending to accept the crazy bullshit that floods out of their mouths. I went on a date and the girl went on and on about astrology, so I confronted her with evidence and she eventually had to agree it was bullshit. Guess who had to go home alone that night and **********?* *Trick question: the answer is "both of us."

It could be for the humor too.

Are you dating my daughter op?

"Oh huney.."

Is your name Brian Griffin by any chance?

Normally this would be an fyl but in this case is say YDI as your girlfriend although gullible, trusts you. Well hopefully now she questions everything you say.

I believed it until you said it was a lie... Maybe she just doesn't expect you to lie, the same way I don't expect people to lie on the Internet.

She sounds a few beers short of a six pack