Pranks and Miscellaneous: Prank wars

Prank wars

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I thought it would have been funny to cut off my friend's rat-tail. He thought it would be funny to put a brick through my windshield. FML

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Callyn 47

Wednesday 26 August 2009 20:51

You don't **** with people's hair. You completely deserve it, even if he is retarded for having a rat tail.

flyboy57 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 20:49

YDI. I had friends with rat rails while growing up. do you know how long it takes to grow one?

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lonidani9229 3

Monday 5 April 2010 20:36

animal hater

chinisse_sayu 0

Tuesday 13 April 2010 0:58

YDI hahaha!! thats all i can say

wishiwazritch 3

Thursday 27 May 2010 14:38

rat tails are disgusting you did that psycho a favor

skyttlz 32

Tuesday 17 August 2010 6:46

this was posted on my birthday! my 16th bday is in 10 days!

hayoudumbass 0

Thursday 16 September 2010 7:59

ydi

skyttlz 32

Sunday 19 September 2010 6:49

99.9% of the time when an fml starts with "I thought it would be funny@ it's an auto YDI

w12345 2

Wednesday 17 November 2010 5:00

that's fair punishment. I mean rattails are gross but don't cut it off

UnicornOverlord 0

Tuesday 18 January 2011 2:09

Rat tails are so trashy they are an austere crime against god and man. Down with the rat tails!

kenbear 0

Wednesday 2 March 2011 4:57

wow good thing you cut it off rat tails are DISGUSTING.

shaaayyee 0

Wednesday 9 March 2011 23:47

you did him a favor. rat tails are ugly.

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