Prank wars

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I thought it would have been funny to cut off my friend's rat-tail. He thought it would be funny to put a brick through my windshield. FML
I agree, your life sucks 16 764
You deserved it 119 030

Top comments

You don't **** with people's hair. You completely deserve it, even if he is retarded for having a rat tail.

flyboy57 0

YDI. I had friends with rat rails while growing up. do you know how long it takes to grow one?

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I agree with 207. Though you should expect something like that from someone with a rat tail.

wasabipeas 0

I would say you deserve this, but friends don't let friends have rat tails.

YDI for hanging out with someone with a rat tail, if people would just stop ignoring these people they will either realize they are being outcasted for their hair choice and cut it off themselves or move into a trailer park where they can live among their bretheren

You know, at first I thought "what a douche, throwing a brick through someone's window just for cutting off some hair?" Then I realized that your sense of humor is very similar to my friend's, who absolutely doesn't know when to stop. Perhaps I'm wrong, but I'm willing to bet that you've harrassed this guy continually over a long period of time, and this rat-tail thing is simply the straw that broke the camel's back. So, yeah, rat tails are atrocious, but 1: You don't **** with a man's hair, no matter what terrible decisions he makes with it and 2: Just because you think the stuff you've done before is water under the bridge doesn't mean he feels the same way. I think you had this coming. And, just to make sure you understand, you DO NOT **** with someone's hair, man or woman, unless you're a serious jackass.

Really... regardless of the validity of this.. As I understand it, you really don't have to resort to such drastic measures to have a brick thrown through your windshield. Chances are likely that it was going to happen anyway, rat tail or not. Keep up the good work!

There is no way this guy deserved it. He cut off his friend's rat tail. That's doing him a favor. There is absolutely no excuse for a rat tail in this world. If anything, he should get some kind of medal for making the word a better place.

killinmesmalls 0

Lets see the cost of owning a rat tail: 10$ for hair products + tax and a false sense of attractiveness. New windshield: $100-$500. I would break your friends leg if I were you.

FYL for having the kind of friends who have rat-tails and throw bricks through windshields.

Cutting off someone's rat-tail is not funny. It is, in fact, a serious responsibility. The windshield died for the sake of making the world a better place, and everyone here needs to respect that.