Prank wars

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I thought it would have been funny to cut off my friend's rat-tail. He thought it would be funny to put a brick through my windshield. FML
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You deserved it 119 030
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Callyn 47

You don't **** with people's hair. You completely deserve it, even if he is retarded for having a rat tail.

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flyboy57 0

YDI. I had friends with rat rails while growing up. do you know how long it takes to grow one?

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Comments

ScrewShoes 0

Uhm... Rattails are for hippies, germans, and homos.

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Puolukka 4

I haven't seen someone with a rat-tail in Germany since I was like 8 years old...which was 12 years ago..so stfu.

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trilliamme 0

And I've also never seen a hippie with a rat tail, either.

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whoaelena 0

I have. In Philly the hipsters and hippes have them!

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leushqua 2

well he probably does look much better now, but hey-it probably took years to grow..so i mean ... fyl...

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rayrayy_fml 0

I agree with him, that was a hoot! :D

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jaymoney 0

Wow. Chilll. To everyone who's hating on rat tails, GET OVER IT! I have one, and if you think is nasty, oh well. And passing laws about them? Ha. You're an idiot. And if anyone tried to cut mine off, I would kick some ass. YDI if its true. But on the other hand he did over re-act.

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flarehair 0

The line about passing a law against them was a joke. I thought it was obvious, but my humor might have been a little too subtle for someone with an unnatural growth of hair on the back of their neck. Kidding, kidding. I fully support your right to be a rat-tail wearer. But I reserve MY right to dislike them and freely express my opinion of such dislike.

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popemichael 9

YDI. WTF where you thinking? It takes YEARS to grow those. You got off easily. I would have put a brick through your windshield, slashed your tires, AND put sugar in your gas tank.

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Endymion_fml 0

I don't like rat-tails, but you still deserved what you got.

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snow_cloak 0

I don't think rat-tails look cool, but apparently that other guy does. Btw, this is the exact same wording as a previous fml where a homeless guy chases someone with a knife.

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shudder_glasses 0

your on this website to much obviously...

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IronyHappens 0

If this is real: YDI If this is fake: FYL because you're spending your time making shit up on this site.

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tony8pie 0

Yeah, rednecks don't make very good friends. Lesson learned!

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iFruit 0

Ew, rat tails are so ugly. But ydi, cause I guess some ppl like them.

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