Pranks and Miscellaneous: Prank wars - FML

Prank wars

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I thought it would have been funny to cut off my friend's rat-tail. He thought it would be funny to put a brick through my windshield. FML

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Callyn 47

Wednesday 26 August 2009 20:51

You don't **** with people's hair. You completely deserve it, even if he is retarded for having a rat tail.

flyboy57 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 20:49

YDI. I had friends with rat rails while growing up. do you know how long it takes to grow one?

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yeti09 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 23:51

hahaha you both are right.

dspadres 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 0:08

Between rat tails and mullets I don't know which "hair style" is worse. Either of them deserve to be cut off immediately.

nikktherocker 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 0:17

serves you right, bastard.

zapskimmer 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 0:19

OH MY GOD I hate hicks and mullets and rat tails! You do NOT deserve the brick, but you shouldn't be friends with a ****** redneck who probly is super ****** racist and voted for Bush.

zapskimmer 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 0:27

God I'm still pissed at the fag for putin a brick thru your windsheild

zapskimmer 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 0:30

You did him a HUGE favor and again...You do NOT deserve the brick...anyone with a rat tail is a stupid redneck asshole..(he probly hates crunk! >:( BC13 motherfuckers!! brokeNCYDE!! crunk core!)...yea.

tjoetjoe 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 0:32

your so lame, dont cut someones hair

somaturee 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 0:37

YDI for hanging out with someone who would have a rat tail.

BikerMike 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 0:39

you ******* deserved that one asshole

john_bell 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 0:52

If you prank prepare to get pranked. Simple really just retaliate until the pranks become ridiculous.

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