Animals, Pranks and Health: Pranked, level 2000

Pranked, level 2000

By Poopyhead - 08/11/2009 19:14 - Ireland

Today, I was at a petting zoo with my boyfriend. A guy that worked there said he'd take a picture of me with a mouse on my head. He reassured me that this mouse was trained. I agreed. Once the mouse got on my head, it peed. Turns out the guy didn't work there after all. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 737

You deserved it 15 734

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By JustMyLuck - 06/09/2009 01:31 - United States

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, meeting his family for the first time. We were all standing in the kitchen when suddenly a small white and brown mouse ran by. Out of natural instinct, I stomped on it. Turns out, it was his little sister's pet mouse that had gotten out of its cage earlier. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 010

You deserved it 52 247

By shando - 08/11/2009 02:13 - United States

Today, I went to a petting zoo with my niece and nephew. While we were checking out the llamas, one of them spit directly into my face. Disgusted and embarrassed, we turned away to pet a deer. The deer immediately urinated then shook its tail, which splattered it into my face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 590

You deserved it 3 580

By Anonymous - 09/11/2009 09:12 - Canada

Today, I went to a petting zoo to take pictures. I look down to see a goat chewing the sleeve of my new sweater, so as I reached down to get it loose, it started eating my hair. People took pictures of me wrestling the goat before they helped me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 080

You deserved it 3 820

Exhaustion

By Shell - 05/03/2009 07:14 - United States

Today, I was working at Chuck-E-Cheese. If that isn't enough, I was put in the mouse costume. Due to the disgusting hot smell and atmosphere in the costume, I fainted in front of a birthday party. I awoke to a little boy screaming who then kicked me in the face and ran. FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 403

You deserved it 4 421

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By Anonymous - 06/03/2022 14:00

Today, after I'd saved a baby mouse and was filming a YouTube series of me taking care of it, my boyfriend told me he found a “rat” in the kitchen, but not to worry he killed it and fed it to the cat. He killed my baby mouse, and now he’s mad I didn’t praise him for his brilliant extermination job. FML

I agree, your life sucks 816

You deserved it 649

By Anonymous - 22/10/2011 06:10 - United States

Today, I was relaxing at home while my boyfriend played with his hamster. After a while of silence, my boyfriend came over and put his fingers next to my face. Trying to be cute, I stuck his fingers in my mouth and sucked on them. Turns out he was trying to show me how bad hamster pee smells. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 615

You deserved it 53 637

By Anonymous - 16/01/2010 09:10 - Australia

Today, I was on a job trial at the local pet shop and, naturally, was doing all the disgusting jobs. As I was cleaning the kittens' litter in the cat enclosure, someone thought it would be funny to lock me in there. I sat in a giant cage in the middle of the store with people laughing at me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 473

You deserved it 3 103

By Anonymous - 26/02/2017 19:00 - United States - Shreveport

Today, while at work for a dog groomer, I picked up a new puppy that came in for a groom. I held it up at face level with me, baby talking it, when it promptly began peeing. Luckily, it didn't get on my clothes. Unluckily, it got onto my face and into my mouth. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 751

You deserved it 2 025

By Anonymous - 17/07/2013 16:02 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, trying to be funny in front of some friends, I held my cat above my head Lion King style. The height must have made him nervous, because he shat on my head. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 856

You deserved it 54 912

By gl0b3suck0r - 08/05/2012 16:41 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, my pet mouse demonstrated that he has bigger balls than my boyfriend, by running across the dinner table and eating off his plate, all while he jumped out of his chair, screaming like a girl. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 413

You deserved it 4 641

Fire_Starter 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 23:46

Can you really train a mouse to not piss on people?

ohmyword08 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 23:38

that sucks, don't zoo people have name tags and a uniform ?

Comments

MadJester 0

Wednesday 25 November 2009 22:02

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Unvvanted 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 0:51

Wtf mice dont just pee, mice pee always, they dont have a blatter, they pee a drop every step they take :)

rocker_chick23 27

Monday 22 September 2014 0:51

They do have bladders. Claiming mice don't have bladders is just a stupid myth to fool idiots like you.

CalvinA7X 1

Tuesday 24 August 2010 10:22

wait, if he didn't work there where did he get the mouse?? >.>

livetodisco 0

Tuesday 21 December 2010 16:28

that's funny lol

bhimz1 0

Monday 27 December 2010 17:36

i have a feeling that u got pissed. :P

MyWorldAway 0

Monday 4 June 2012 19:37

Thanks I needed a good laugh.

Glarfl 0

Tuesday 5 January 2016 14:19

Shoulda. Donkey punched his ass

gatorgirl7563 22

Wednesday 6 January 2016 18:46

I answered "I agree, your life sucks," for the record, but part of me thinks You Deserve It for thinking some mimimum-wage-making peon would take the time to train a petting zoo mouse.

onnanohito 12

Thursday 8 September 2016 6:43

Mice and Rats can be trained but not potty trained. They have no control over their colons or bladders so they go where ever and when ever they need too. I own 2 rats and trust me if I could potty train them I would.