Animals, Pranks and Health: Pranked, level 2000

Pranked, level 2000

By Poopyhead - 08/11/2009 19:14 - Ireland

Today, I was at a petting zoo with my boyfriend. A guy that worked there said he'd take a picture of me with a mouse on my head. He reassured me that this mouse was trained. I agreed. Once the mouse got on my head, it peed. Turns out the guy didn't work there after all. FML

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By JustMyLuck - 06/09/2009 01:31 - United States

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, meeting his family for the first time. We were all standing in the kitchen when suddenly a small white and brown mouse ran by. Out of natural instinct, I stomped on it. Turns out, it was his little sister's pet mouse that had gotten out of its cage earlier. FML

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By shando - 08/11/2009 02:13 - United States

Today, I went to a petting zoo with my niece and nephew. While we were checking out the llamas, one of them spit directly into my face. Disgusted and embarrassed, we turned away to pet a deer. The deer immediately urinated then shook its tail, which splattered it into my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2009 09:12 - Canada

Today, I went to a petting zoo to take pictures. I look down to see a goat chewing the sleeve of my new sweater, so as I reached down to get it loose, it started eating my hair. People took pictures of me wrestling the goat before they helped me. FML

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By Shell - 05/03/2009 07:14 - United States

Today, I was working at Chuck-E-Cheese. If that isn't enough, I was put in the mouse costume. Due to the disgusting hot smell and atmosphere in the costume, I fainted in front of a birthday party. I awoke to a little boy screaming who then kicked me in the face and ran. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/03/2022 14:00

Today, after I'd saved a baby mouse and was filming a YouTube series of me taking care of it, my boyfriend told me he found a “rat” in the kitchen, but not to worry he killed it and fed it to the cat. He killed my baby mouse, and now he’s mad I didn’t praise him for his brilliant extermination job. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/10/2011 06:10 - United States

Today, I was relaxing at home while my boyfriend played with his hamster. After a while of silence, my boyfriend came over and put his fingers next to my face. Trying to be cute, I stuck his fingers in my mouth and sucked on them. Turns out he was trying to show me how bad hamster pee smells. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2010 09:10 - Australia

Today, I was on a job trial at the local pet shop and, naturally, was doing all the disgusting jobs. As I was cleaning the kittens' litter in the cat enclosure, someone thought it would be funny to lock me in there. I sat in a giant cage in the middle of the store with people laughing at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/02/2017 19:00 - United States - Shreveport

Today, while at work for a dog groomer, I picked up a new puppy that came in for a groom. I held it up at face level with me, baby talking it, when it promptly began peeing. Luckily, it didn't get on my clothes. Unluckily, it got onto my face and into my mouth. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2013 16:02 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, trying to be funny in front of some friends, I held my cat above my head Lion King style. The height must have made him nervous, because he shat on my head. FML

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By gl0b3suck0r - 08/05/2012 16:41 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, my pet mouse demonstrated that he has bigger balls than my boyfriend, by running across the dinner table and eating off his plate, all while he jumped out of his chair, screaming like a girl. FML

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Fire_Starter 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 23:46

Can you really train a mouse to not piss on people?

ohmyword08 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 23:38

that sucks, don't zoo people have name tags and a uniform ?

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lrb081 0

Monday 9 November 2009 0:32

I own rats and mice and while they can be trained, you can't train them to hold their bodily functions. Common sense people, common sense...

dazzleme 2

Monday 9 November 2009 1:09

I thought this said "moose" instead of "mouse". I was debating for about 5 seconds, why the hell you'd let a "moose" over your head. Oh well, it made the story that much better. And you're still an idiot for letting a mouse sit on your head.

thatwouldsuck1 0

Friday 11 June 2010 3:52

I think everyone can agree that this fml would be a lot better if it was a moose

Sapphy 0

Monday 9 November 2009 1:22

well even if it was 'trained' it would not stop it from peeing on you. you can TAME a mouse in such a way that it is comfortable being handled by people. but as far as I know you cant train a mouse to not pee on you. i am currently trying to tame my hamster (hes a robo which are prettty hard to tame) but I know if I was holding him that he could pee on me if he felt like it no matter what. although, if they pee on you it could also mean they are scared.

DameGreyWulf 0

Monday 9 November 2009 1:23

This is why I don't like to hold smaller animals; they get excited and pee. I was at my ex-aunt's today and she has a new chihuahua... I kept holding her away from me, like she was diseased or something, until she was used to me lol

pashachekov 0

Monday 9 November 2009 1:38

how does one have an ''ex-aunt"...? even if your parents divorced, a parent isn't an 'ex-parent'...

DameGreyWulf 0

Monday 9 November 2009 1:49

If one of the parents wasn't mine, then I'd call him/her an ex. But, if they are related to me by blood, no, they're not. However, my ex-aunt is an ex because she was married to my blood-related uncle, but they divorced. She's his ex-wife, and my ex-aunt.

Starchild21 3

Monday 9 November 2009 2:07

Thanks for clarifying that lol Btw I love my zebra snuggie =) ________________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99

PandaPandaPandaX 0

Monday 9 November 2009 12:28

Could be an aunt only through marriage or something

tencentsakiss 19

Wednesday 28 April 2010 7:43

I have an ex aunt. one of my dad's brothers got divorced. she is no longer my aunt, and isn't related to me.

tencentsakiss 19

Wednesday 28 April 2010 7:51

nevermind she already explained.. I need sleep now

clockworkrainbow 3

Monday 9 November 2009 1:33

Most rodents have no control over their bladders/bowels. You can train a mouse not to bite and to stay still but, it's impossible for them to be trained to control those bodily functions.

seanreddog 4

Monday 9 November 2009 1:43

I'm not sure if I beLEAF this one. How did he know it was gonna pee on EWE? Or did he? Why couldn't you tell the difFURence BEASTween a real ZOOkeeper and a fake. I guess he wasn't KOALAfied and MOUSEt not have GNOME what he was doing. I don't SEA why someone WOOD randomly put a rat on your head. Kinda weird. Okay, I fail at the animal puns. Oh well...

AcesAndEights 0

Monday 9 November 2009 5:59

hey, the KOALAfied one was actually pretty good.

nzl_fml 0

Monday 9 November 2009 1:52

ew why would you put a mouse on your head anyway.

patrickc24 0

Monday 9 November 2009 1:53

Ydi for being stupid

Avenging_Angel 0

Monday 9 November 2009 1:56

If an animal has to go, it's gonna go. No amount of training can teach an animal to ignore the call of nature

seanreddog 4

Monday 9 November 2009 2:05

I know dogs and cats that will wait by the door for hours before they take a piss. So yes, animals can be trained not to go. I think even mice, with persistence, (and a lot of cheese), could be trained to hold it in. But maybe not.

DameGreyWulf 0

Monday 9 November 2009 2:19

People are animals. We can all learn to hold it, but it's not a good idea to hold it for very long. You get infections if you do it too often and too long, y'know. Which is why I trained our cat to talk to someone if he has to go. A little inconvenience in the middle of the night is better than waking up to a nice steaming pile or piss that's set long enough to stain.