Intimacy: Pranked!

Pranked!

By RetroDayDreamer - 10/09/2011 15:46 - United States

Today, my parents overheard me having sex with my girlfriend. They thought it would be funny to barge in with nothing but underwear on. This has happened twice now. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/03/2015 10:30 - United States - Cincinnati

Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2011 16:21 - United States

Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML

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By GoldenTornado11 - 10/05/2017 14:00

Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML

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Mortified

By killmenow - 21/02/2011 01:19 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex while his parents were out. They came home early, ran upstairs, and knocked on the door. Scrambling to find our clothes, we gave up and just hid under the blankets. They barged in, drunk and laughing, and tried ripping the covers off. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/08/2019 09:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, I caught my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been as mortifying if they weren't doing it in my room. FML

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Nooooooo!

By ScarredEars - 12/08/2010 12:02 - United States

Today, I heard my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been so bad if we weren't in the same hotel room. They thought I was asleep. FML

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By FML - 12/08/2010 16:19 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend's mom and dad walked in on us while we were playing naked twister. FML

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By whoawhoawhoa - 28/12/2010 22:04 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML

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Why would you do that?

By HughGorgy - 20/03/2009 05:37 - Canada

Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML

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By IceMage - 18/01/2010 00:57 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML

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Saltime 0

Saturday 10 September 2011 19:14

They want to join in! ...Don't let them.

CountJugular 3

Saturday 10 September 2011 19:14

Your parents are awesome

Comments

kelis_fml 0

Monday 12 September 2011 7:38

Well you shouldve learnt the first time! But at least they're not going off at you for having sex! See the humorous side!

charlotte100 2

Monday 12 September 2011 9:21

Not funny.

hellryu 20

Monday 12 September 2011 15:22

Get a new place to **** bro. Shit like that shouldn't happen 3 times.

RedHotMom26 3

Monday 12 September 2011 16:58

Why are u still living at home if ur having sex?!

Calyx_fml 21

Monday 12 September 2011 20:01

They are trying to tell you something. You having loud sex in their house makes them uncomfortable. So they respond by making you uncomfortable. What if you heard your dad screaming "OH YEAH! PEG MY ASS, BABY! DADDY LIKES IT SOOOO DEEP IN HIS MUSKY MAN HOLE!" and your mom "TAKE IT BITCH. YOU MY MAN *****!" You'd want to make them stop too. But you're too dumb to get the message, so they had to do it twice. YDI. **** your GF in a hotel or your car. Either that or get a lock and be more discrete.

lilginga 0

Thursday 15 September 2011 3:48

lmao I shut my pants at this comment xD

Bball_boy15 3

Monday 12 September 2011 21:06

Twice i guess that means DO IT WHEN YOUR PARENTS ARENT HOME

5greeneyekandi26 0

Monday 12 September 2011 21:46

if they are hearing you have sex try turning on a tv or radio an covering up her face with a pillow when she gets noisey....oh n try locking the dooror just don't have sex at your parents...